I will say that you write very well and I have enjoyed many of your posts.
I'VE BEEN HERE ONE YEAR!!!

Ah...good old spin-doctoring cheater.
Happy Anniversary.
While you ego and fact twisting talents are both quite formidable, you never fail to make this site more interesting. Although, I must say that the novelty of an egotistical cheater has gone away; after a year you get to know a person. You've made us laugh, made us cry (no...wait...we won that vote chess game) and made us appreciate intellectual trolldom. You sir, are a one of a kind troll.
As much as we appreciate your input, please don't breed.

I've changed the video on my profile just for today to feature a video that's going out to you, cheater man...

cheater_1 you might have been undefeated last year, however you should be worried about the games ahead of you.
I also pass on my congrats for lasting one year.
I'll say this for the book prepare to be CHECKMATED against Light Force.

*adds post so cheater_1 can get excited whilst obsessively watching his threads on the forum*
There's your anniversary gift mate, a nice warm, wet feeling in the pants ftw!
:D
Without you cheater, this whole site would collapse, and possibly the world, reality and god too. You should demand a % cut of all chess.com profits.

"Without you cheater, this whole site would collapse, and possibly the world, reality and god too. You should demand a % cut of all chess.com profits."
You assume Eric and everyone else are making profits at this point. I hope you're right. It's my 1 year B-Day here today. Looks like I'll be helping to try to get them in the black if they aren't already.

Sorry Dahan, I was being slightly sarcastic, I don't assume they're making any profits :) (see where I'm from for further explanation of odd humour)

no he's not back...
read the last post
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/goodbye-people-its-been-fun?page=8

I think it's because cheaters threads are so interesting.
ProfessorProfesesen wrote:
why is everyone bringing up these dead posts??
Ahhhhh, one year later. November 24th to the day. How did I last? How did I put up with the constant trolling? How did I put up with the incessant FLAMING? How did I put up with all of you FREAKS for one year? Someone tell me.
One year ago TODAY I burst upon the chess.com scene and took it by storm. I captivated the members by my TELL-ALL about chess cheating. I detailed EVERY single chess cheating secret that I knew. I chronicled how an average chess player (me) transformed nearly overnight into the world wide web's best internet chess player. I told you how I defeated real life GM's. I told you all how I cheated at USCF tourneys. I told you how I have never ever ever been checkmated in my 12+ years on the internet. I coaxed 1000 members of this site to play me in a vote chess game and watched as you FAILED to checkmate me.
I have started enormously popular topics. Stimulated your brains. Had great debates. I made this site interesting.
Boy, time flies. One year sure went fast. I cant even imagine being here on a constant basis for 365 more days.
Anyway, Happy One Year Anniversary to me.