There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris only skydived once because the world only needs one Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, dictionaries will simply change the actual spelling of it.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the force: the light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
Chuck Norris can mix oil and vinegar, permanently.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
It's no use crying over spilt milk. Unless it's Chuck Norris' milk, because then you're gonna die.
Similar to a Russian nesting doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open, you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris can hear silence.
Chuck Norris does not have to mow his lawn. He simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris owns a large private estate in the middle of the Atlantic. We know it as the Bermuda Triangle. Chuck Norris does not tolerate trespassers.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.