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A mathematician and an engineer were attending a lecture given by a physicist about phenomena that take place in extra-dimensional spaces, that is, spaces with nine, twelve or even more dimensions...

The mathematician was enjoying the lecture very much, whilst the engineer struggled to understand, and always failed. By the end, the engineer had a headache; both of them were commenting on the lecture.

‘I really enjoyed this lecture very much’, said the mathematician. ‘Wasn't it interesting?’

‘Gosh, no! I could not understand anything!’, the engineer replied. ‘How can you understand these things?

‘That's simple. I just visualise the process.’

‘How can you possibly visualise something happening in nine dimensions?’

‘Ah! That's easy’, said the mathematician, as he began to explain: ‘Firstly, I visualise it in n dimensions, and then, let n = 9.’

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