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A blonde goes into an appliance store and points,"I'll take that TV."The worker replies,"We don't serve blondes here." She goes outside and puts on a brunette wig, goes back inside and says,"I'll take that TV."The worker says,"We don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, puts on a redhead wig and  back into the store. "I'll take that TV," she says. The worker replies,"We don't serve blondes here." She says,"Wait a second,how'd you know I'm blond?" "Because that," says the worker, pointing, "is a microwave."

AkumaX

RIP blondes. Okay I have another joke. Prepare to be woefully disappointed.

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A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?" The woman says, "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce." The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?" The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks. When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?" The woman replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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varelse1

Okay.

Now #5595 is just funny. I don't care WHO you are!

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