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Theres a guy, who has no arms; hes really depressed because he does not know what to do with his life, feels he has no purpose y'know because of his lack of arms. Sees a job opening for a church bell-ringer. Tells the priest he wants the job, priest says how? So the guy shows him by running up to the bell and hitting his head on it to ring it. Priest says my son you cannot do this. But the guy insists as he needs a purpose in life, so the priest allows him to do so. So for the next few months the guy is so happy with his new found purpose, but one day a bird flies in his path as hes trying to run and scares him and the guy falls off the tower to his death. People gather around him, a lady is up close looking at him; a police officer asks the lady "did you know him?" the lady replies "no, but his face rings a bell."
A riddle for ya. There are three men and four matches. Hot do you light them?
Answer: you throw one overboard, and the boat becomes a match lighter :P
A_G_A wrote:
XD
Small village in Aus
tria
Oct 10, 2015
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#5738
If they had a thermal spa, the village would be called "Bad Fucking" 
Groß
#6304, why are there 3 identical pictures?