Joselyn Rawlings Casablanca, the story of.

Jose Raul Capablanca was born in heaven-a, Cuba. He was born with cubic capacity so to speak. Lmao.

Anyway he took to all things cuboid, and chess is full of cubes. Well, squares but to his 3D spatial vision, squares and cubes were the same thing. 

Casablanca watched Papa capa playing chess and dived right in. 

Weeeee.hoooo he said (well, in Cuban, the Cuban equivalent of weeee hoo)

Well, he soon moved on to corzo, the Juan of that name. (That made him a bit of a Don Juan lol)

Juan corzo the cuban champion was in a cubicle when cub capa, aged twelve, cuboided him squarely. Cube..square...pun gettit.

And then it was the three musketeers, nimzowitch tarrash and spielman, the grandad of Steven spielman the movie director. 

And capa then took on Emanuel Lasker by the horns, well, by the lasks, and cubed him squarely too. Haha.

And believe it or not seven years of winners was capas portion, 1921 to 1927 nobody, not even the devil himself could beat him. 

Then Alexander alkaline came along and capas pH was nullified a bit. He lost the world championship in 1927, and bellowed for a rematch and didn't get it and was mad and angry for the rest of his life, and he passed away in 1940 after a famous career. He was an engine move level player, rating computed to be at least 3400, that's if you stack rybka and stockfish and Fritz one of top of the other like cubes, and fill a cubicle with them, you wouldn't even come close to cubing the cube root of Cuba Blanca the Cubans cubic capacity.