AndyClifton wrote:
As I've said before though, I still prefer "there once was a midget named Keats..."
Kates.
Magnets
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there once was a midget named Kates
who worked out with magnetic weights
Morphy's world was a simpler one,
Magnets both attract and repel,
Slaves were OK, you could own one,
Drinking and sex sent you to Hell.
I blame John Calvin, to be frank,
And his obsession with working,
He was just a religious crank
Who always saw Satan lurking.
As I've said before though, I still prefer "there once was a midget named Keats..."