Magnus Carlsen

What's with these Noobies, moving their Pawns
Why do they not Resign?
Why did they ever try to attempt?
They must be so out of mind

Woo-hoo
Cause you know I won
Woo-hoo
And I know you lost
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Magnus Carlsen
Oh-oh, and you’re Really Gonna Lose
I don't care if my Queen is captured anyway
I’m still gonna win

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your Queen is Captured, your Knights are Pinned
You need a Chess Engine

Woo-hoo
And you know I won
Woo-hoo
And I know you lost
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Magnus Carlsen
Oh-oh, and you're Really Gonna Lose
I don't care if my Queen is captured anyway
I’m still gonna win
I’m still gonna win

Check, mate; a Rook on the board
Another check, mate and you're Bound For the Floor
“Oh no! I didn’t look!”
Too late now, cause you lost your Rook
You can't Castle, and you can’t Fork
What's the matter punk, do you want Abort?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?
What's the matter punk, are you going to Lose?

Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Magnus Carlsen
Oh-oh, and you're Really Gonna Lose
I don't care if my Queen is captured anyway
I’m still gonna win
I’m still gonna win
I’m still gonna win
I’m still gonna win

Hehehee! Someone should form a band and perform these