Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!


What about:
This is a good opening, right?
Yeah it's a good opening for this forum! But if you were playing a game of chess you'd be in trouble.
Many players have a hard time deciding whether to play the elite, super solid Nimzo-Indian or the swashbuckling King's Indian against 1.d4. I am here to argue that you can have the best of both worlds. Allow me to introduce the Spazmo-Indian Defence!
Black's idea is to play 3.... Bb4 in order to provoke a slow, lazy Nimzo-Indian move such as 4. Qc2 or 4. e3. Black then immediately retreats his bishop to f8 and fianchettos in true KID style! As it turns out, 4. Qc2 and 4. e3 are wasted moves against our setup and Black quickly equalizes with minimal effort: