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Nerd26

 

Nerd26

Stupid game

 

EndgameEnthusiast2357

The Zugzwang opening

mjharris77
EndgameStudy wrote:

The Zugzwang opening

Couldn't this work in theory?

cactus1511
H4 h5 g4 g5 is called the eerie opening
GM_chess_player

chiing chaou opening:

 

Carter_42

Carlsen opening

BobHD28V
I always play the snake river attack with white and the snake river defense with black. LOL
guineapig25
EndgameStudy wrote:

The Losing defense

The Losing Defence 2.0

 

EndgameEnthusiast2357

What about:

 

This is a good opening, right?

chadnilsen
EndgameStudy wrote:

What about:

 

This is a good opening, right?

Yeah it's a good opening for this forum! But if you were playing a game of chess you'd be in trouble.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

One kid on my chess team is a FIDE expert and he plays this variation

chadnilsen

Wow. But I bet he would be even better if he played something else.

GIMMEDATKING187

Many players have a hard time deciding whether to play the elite, super solid Nimzo-Indian or the swashbuckling King's Indian against 1.d4. I am here to argue that you can have the best of both worlds. Allow me to introduce the Spazmo-Indian Defence!

 

Black's idea is to play 3.... Bb4 in order to provoke a slow, lazy Nimzo-Indian move such as 4. Qc2 or 4. e3. Black then immediately retreats his bishop to f8 and fianchettos in true KID style! As it turns out, 4. Qc2 and 4. e3 are wasted moves against our setup and Black quickly equalizes with minimal effort:

 

 

QueenCon

The Castle!!

ce5000

The queen sac :-) - this is for black

chadnilsen

hola

EndgameEnthusiast2357

SuperGambit

captain222
EndgameStudier wrote:

SuperGambit

The super DUPER gambit.

 

captain222

This is the oyduyeqfuwrbwgrwrcjvfqrIIIIIIIIIIIIuyagdvcfvqc game.