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I just realized that inspiration for this might have come from Minishogi.

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Better women in Europe, huh? They'll appreciate your chess playing abilities over thereLaughing

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I love the absurd variety of weather here. I think it's actually pretty inspiring, creatively. Europe's weather is too stable by comparison.

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@TheSonOfSorrow: No, I haven't gotten around. What makes them better in Europe?

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TheSonOfSorrow82 wrote:
trysts wrote:

No, I haven't gotten around. What makes them better in Europe?

 

They're better wherever they're physically standing, whether that be in Europe or the States. And seriously man, this really isn't the time or place for this discussion. I've dropped my 2 pennies.

Oh, I don't mind, man. We can talk here. Tell me what makes the european women so chess-player crazy?

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TheSonOfSorrow82 wrote:
trysts wrote:
TheSonOfSorrow82 wrote:
trysts wrote:

No, I haven't gotten around. What makes them better in Europe?

 

They're better wherever they're physically standing, whether that be in Europe or the States. And seriously man, this really isn't the time or place for this discussion. I've dropped my 2 pennies.

Oh, I don't mind, man. We can talk here. Tell me what makes the european women so chess-player crazy?

 

Really - Grow up.

I'm 39 years old! I just would like to know a real man's point of view, man. What is it about european women that made them evolve into such chess-player lovers?

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^whipper-snapper.

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BlargDragon a écrit :

I love the absurd variety of weather here. I think it's actually pretty inspiring, creatively. Europe's weather is too stable by comparison.

I concur. American weather patterns are dynamic, free, and competitive. Europaean weather is stuffy, bureaurcratic, inefficient. That is why the US is the best cis-Neptunian object.

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@Bronco:Laughing

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I've never heard anyone above the age of 17 tell another person to grow up.

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I bet they're all grown up in europe...Cry

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trysts wrote:
TheSonOfSorrow82 wrote:
trysts wrote:
TheSonOfSorrow82 wrote:
trysts wrote:

No, I haven't gotten around. What makes them better in Europe?

 

They're better wherever they're physically standing, whether that be in Europe or the States. And seriously man, this really isn't the time or place for this discussion. I've dropped my 2 pennies.

Oh, I don't mind, man. We can talk here. Tell me what makes the european women so chess-player crazy?

 

Really - Grow up.

I'm 39 years old! I just would like to know a real man's point of view, man. What is it about european women that made them evolve into such chess-player lovers?

How to go from CHESS PLAYER to STUD in THREE easy steps!

Gosh I could make so much money with this considering the quality of minds on chess.com. 

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Could TheSonOfSorrow be pdela's son?

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I like how he said that they're better just standing there. Maybe he means european mannequins are better than american mannequins?

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Laughing

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ivandh wrote:
BlargDragon a écrit :

I love the absurd variety of weather here. I think it's actually pretty inspiring, creatively. Europe's weather is too stable by comparison.

I concur. American weather patterns are dynamic, free, and competitive. Europaean weather is stuffy, bureaurcratic, inefficient. That is why the US is the best cis-Neptunian object.

I dunno, man. Venus has got some pretty crazy weather. About as laissez-faire as you can find on a body at hydrostatic equilibrium.

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trysts wrote:

I like how he said that they're better just standing there. Maybe he means european mannequins are better than american mannequins?

I don't know about this. I've seen some pretty sexy mannequins here in the US. I think it's that whole "hard to get" aura it had from the "for display only" sign at its feet.

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Whip_Kitten wrote:

"For display only" happens to be pdela's girlfriend.  lol

My mistake! I don't want to be stepping on any toes, now!

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BlargDragon wrote:
trysts wrote:

I like how he said that they're better just standing there. Maybe he means european mannequins are better than american mannequins?

I don't know about this. I've seen some pretty sexy mannequins here in the US. I think it's that whole "hard to get" aura it had from the "for display only" sign at its feet.

He was talking about New York mannequins from Europe too. The sign was probably in French or something.