When you Uber driver looks like this, just don't!
Mexi vs. Hash

uber, hash.
Naw, I want to trounce Mexi with half a clear head.
what fun is that?
Haha yea Hess! What fun is that?! Bahahahahaha
Mexi, don't Uber this either!

uber, hash.
Naw, I want to trounce Mexi with half a clear head.
what fun is that?
Haha yea Hess! What fun is that?! Bahahahahaha
Because when I get home without a DUI I will tip more brews on my victory. It be more fun than ever.
Don't worry Mexi I am coming there to play and drink.

@ Al I have seen something like that before. Is there a checkmate or do the players fall off their stools first.

depends on either how fast you can mate, or, how much you can drink!
Let's assume black is Fool's Mated. There is still a lot of booze on the checkerboard to be consumed. So now what, a free for all?

how about refilling the empty glasses and starting another game?
That's a damn snooze alert.

I predict a draw on the table. On the board, who knows...
pretty much, just depends who can hold their liqour if they're starting at 10am
I am going to eat a ton of Tacos before I go to enhance my brain power and fill my gut with food to dull the affects of booze.
i wish i could be there to watch you both! but never mind, you can't have everything. just watch out for those long diagonals
haha Charlotte, if somehow we could make this a live event! bhahaha
This bunny travels, near or far!
(taking a page from the Motorboat Guy😋)
Looks more like a beaver, lofi. Reminded me of the movie Amelie.