That might be expensive for a horse.
My Goal Is To Get The Grandmaster Title Before I Brush My Teeth
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Ammonia has hallucinogenic properties. Horses poop a lot.
Aug 30, 2018
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NichtGut wrote:
Ammonia has hallucinogenic properties. Horses poop a lot.
Yes, yes... goooood.
It's all starting to come together...
Time travel to the 1600s, when standards were low.
Aug 30, 2018
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In the 1600s they were racist against horses though 
They probably wouldn't let me play chess.
....a grandmaster in chess ?....or just a grandmaster at something or other ?
Don’t sleep.
The answer is very simple. DON’T BRUSH YOUR TEETH UNTIL YOU BECOME A GM.
That would be quite easy, because you are a horse, right?
Actually, I have better tips, but I will only post them tomorrow. (After your bedtime)
That would be quite easy, because you are a horse, right?
Actually, I have better tips, but I will only post them tomorrow. (After your bedtime)
I’m mean like that. Just kidding.
Or you can not simply brush your teeth anymore.
oops someone´s neural network was faster, sorry.
No.
My goal is to become a GM before I'm elected Pope. Both of these goals appear distant, since I'm not even a Catholic.
If you don't brush your teeth long enough then you will never be able to play enough rated games in OTB tournaments to get your title because everyone will disqualify you for halitosis.
Aug 30, 2018
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brianchesscake wrote:
If you don't brush your teeth long enough then you will never be able to play enough rated games in OTB tournaments to get your title because everyone will disqualify you for halitosis.
Halitosis is a myth perpetuated by government sponsored DDS clinics.
I've never brushed my teeth a day in my life and my breath smells like a MFing rose garden.
我要睡觉💤。
Some people want to be a GM before they die.
I just want to be a GM before bedtime.
Any tips?