My Rematch Request Was Rejected!

Coincidence?

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During jokes hour tonight, lets all send something like this to Fred, and honor him.

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebodywould do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybodywouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybodycould have done.

Re-posting some old ones.

Lol good!

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is your sin?" the priest asks. "Well," the man starts, "I used some horrible language this week and I feel absolutely terrible."
"When did you do use this awful language?" asked the priest.

"I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 250 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Father," said the man. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is that when you swore?" asked the priest again.

"Well, no," said the man, "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in its talons and began to fly away!"
"That must have been when you swore!" exclaimed the amazed priest. 
"No, not yet," the man replied. "As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew towards the green. And as it passed over a bit of forest near the green, the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear then?" asked the now impatient priest.

"No, because as the ball fell, it struck a tree, bounced through some bushes, careened off a big rock, rolled through a sand trap onto the green and stopped within six inches of the hole."
"You missed the #$@&% putt, didn't you?" sighed the priest

It's still funny the 2nd time sameez!

At 6:00 pt/ 9:00et tonight, be on Rematch for jokes hour! 

Tonight though may be different, in honor of Fred (fbloggs) you can also post memories of Fred.

It’s jokes hour on My Rematch Request Was Rejected!

What do you call a ninja pig?

Pork chop?