My ULTIMATUM

It seems that IF there is to be another vote chess game, the DICTATOR of this site must set it up. He has yet to CAVE in to my demands. I think he's mulling it over. So far, I think the POSITIVES outweigh the NEGATIVES. Sure, there are the few jealous members who just hate to see me get my way.

THE FUN of the 1300+ people who will be on team chess.com (after all, they wouldnt play if it wasnt fun) must surely outweigh what little is to be gained by depriving one eccentric computer aided chess player (me).

Once again, if I manage to get checkmated, the cheater_1 namesake will be DELETED forever. Here's what I HAVE YET TO REVEAL: What happens if I manage to CHECKMATE team chess.com? I havent talked about THAT part of my DEMANDS and no one has brought it up. I think I should get a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the EVIL DICTATOR of this site or a special write up about me, or some prize. Some token of confirmation that I was right all along and you all were wrong from the get go.

So far, the majority of the feedback I have seen indicates that THERE SHOULD BE ANOTHER VOTE CHESS GAME. I do so hope ERIK listens to his little puppets and grants another game.

cheater_1 wrote:

It seems that IF there is to be another vote chess game, the DICTATOR of this site must set it up. He has yet to CAVE in to my demands. I think he's mulling it over. So far, I think the POSITIVES outweigh the NEGATIVES. Sure, there are the few jealous members who just hate to see me get my way.

THE FUN of the 1300+ people who will be on team chess.com (after all, they wouldnt play if it wasnt fun) must surely outweigh what little is to be gained by depriving one eccentric computer aided chess player (me).

Once again, if I manage to get checkmated, the cheater_1 namesake will be DELETED forever. Here's what I HAVE YET TO REVEAL: What happens if I manage to CHECKMATE team chess.com? I havent talked about THAT part of my DEMANDS and no one has brought it up. I think I should get a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the EVIL DICTATOR of this site or a special write up about me, or some prize. Some token of confirmation that I was right all along and you all were wrong from the get go.

So far, the majority of the feedback I have seen indicates that THERE SHOULD BE ANOTHER VOTE CHESS GAME. I do so hope ERIK listens to his little puppets and grants another game.

 we probably won't checkmate you because you might resign again.

Anyone notice the sudden membership surge?  Its cheater_1 setting up false accounts to infilitrate the vote chess game.  Between him, his little chess partner, and 20,000+ fake accounts he should be able to set this game up nicely.

;P

In all seriousness though, what ever happened to the best of 7 idea? chess.com is +1 cheater_1 is -1  a draw is no more a victory for you this time than your resignation was last time. 

The pyschology of a winner (you should have studied this when you did your minor... right?) rarely works like your rants cheater.  Maybe you should just spend a while chanting "I think I can, I think I can" instead of spending so much time confusing the win condition.

Holy epic smackdown petershaby... damn, I can tell you're in law - they train you to have an efficiency/economy in language as far as beat downs go. Well done.

exiledcanuck - I suppose it's something similar to negotiating with terrorists. Maybe, maybe, cheater_1 is a special case (ie. he may be a troll, but he's our troll, dammit, and maybe most of us see what he's really up to - which is to actually provide a good time for the group at large), but if he isn't, well then this sets the precedent - want a vote chess game of your own? Just troll the forums agressively, telling everyone you cheat at chess, and expect that erik gratify your request, right?

Lots of things to weigh it on. I watch the public opinion change like the tides - a surge of "diediedie" and then a surge of "cheater you're my hero!"

Ah well, God bless the internet, right? This wacky dimension...

anyways, back to chess I guess. Except for the fact that I'm in epic burnout mode. Which I'll be making a post about soon.

Sigh. Cheater_1. Hilarious. You have to admit it is fun seeing him "getting into character"... ie. "I'm a winner. I'm here to clean up this town!"

That was pretty good.

I vote yes....

Smartattack wrote:

Breaking News     Breaking News    Breaking News   Breakings News

Cheater_1 has been identified as being "HAL" the rebel computer on the movie "2001 Space Odyssey".This rogue computer has now turned attentions to the chess.com community.Stay tuned for more info.

Hmm, interesting....

Can't you use the new group vote games to create a rematch?

Since you can be a member of several groups, cheater_1 could create a group, and bar anyone else from entering, and there could be a public group for everyone who isn't cheater_1.

This way, the rematch(es) could be started anytime, and other people wouldn't be bothered by the seemingly undue attention on creating cheater_1 vote games.

bastiaan wrote:

NOW, Blablablablablablablabla NOW blablablablablablablabla MUST!
blablablablablabla IMMEDIATELY blablablablablablablablablablablablabla
EXTREMELY INSANE!!blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablaTERRORRRblablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablbalbalbalbalbalblbalbablablabl
U N M A T A B L E blablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablabla HYPER ULTRA blablablablabla MADNESS blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

YaAAAaaarghh blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla BEST blablablablablabla
blablablablablabla ULTRA HYPER (blablablablablablablablablablablabla) blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

Hmmmm, hmmmm, very interesting

LOL, i bet in real life he is quite a card.

Dang it, I missed the first page. Oh well:

LATITUDE wrote:

bastiaan wrote:

NOW, Blablablablablablablabla NOW blablablablablablablabla MUST!
blablablablablabla IMMEDIATELY blablablablablablablablablablablablabla
EXTREMELY INSANE!!blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablaTERRORRRblablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablbalbalbalbalbalblbalbablablabl
U N M A T A B L E blablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablabla HYPER ULTRA blablablablabla MADNESS blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

YaAAAaaarghh blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla BEST blablablablablabla
blablablablablabla ULTRA HYPER (blablablablablablablablablablablabla) blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

Hmmmm, hmmmm, very interesting

lol

noob

Cheater_1 sounds like he's in need of some loving,

I down for another game

 onosson's right! Using an anagram generator the word "cheater" makes:

    CAT HERE

    Run for your lives!

HELLOOOOOOO.....ANYBODY HOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEE?????

MEMBERS of team chess.com, ADMIN of chess.com, a SIMPLE YES or NO will suffice. Do you have WHAT IT TAKES to play one more NO RESIGNATION vote chess game with the UNMATEABLE ONE?

Don't keep us hanging on the line, a simple yes, no, or even a maybe will suffice for now. Anytime in SEPTEMBER will work out for me. I get to play as white this time. Oh yes, I'll reinstate MY OTHER ACCOUNT that you all have come to know and love WEBGOGS. Yes....it's true.....I WAS WEBGOGS. Haven't seen him around lately have you? Hmmmmmmmmm. I WONDER WHY? It was all part of my master plan to MANIPULATE the vote chess game. From my view point.. I WON THE VOTE CHESS GAME. It was me vs. me all along.

ANYWAY, what are you all afraid of chess.com? It's just little old me here. One person. Are.....you.....CHICKEN? Let me remind you all, if I get checkmated, I will relinquish (delete) the cheater_1 name immediately after I get checkmated.

Come on...BE A MAN.......YES NO OR MAYBE.

lol. As much as I despise you I must admit. That was actually quite genius!

You're Webgogs? Okay, make him post a comment here confirming this.

Cheater. If you were/are Webgogs why did you not sabotage our game to make us lose?

Since there's a great deal of doubt whether or not this program exists, what about having someone run the program on a machine with the specifications of cheater_1's own computer, according to the terms cheater_1 prescribes for amount of time to calculate etc?