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returnofthesonof wrote:
Hedgehog1963 wrote:

I would consider joining, but I gave up religion for lent.

As a kid I gave up broccoli, and then I found out how much I like it. Does it still count?

The cult of broccoli isn't very forgiving.  A vege sacrifice is called for. 

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Brocolli is so good, the best tasting vegetable, don't know why people don't like it. I eat tons of it to boost my immune system, so I don't get colds, the worst virus ever. I'll take the flu over a cold. Ever since I started acting like a germophobic I havne't gotten sick in almost 6 months, down from about once every 2 months.

IMKeto
EndgameStudier wrote:

Brocolli is so good, the best tasting vegetable, don't know why people don't like it. I eat tons of it to boost my immune system, so I don't get colds, the worst virus ever. I'll take the flu over a cold. Ever since I started acting like a germophobic I havne't gotten sick in almost 6 months, down from about once every 2 months.

George Carlin on broccoli, and cancer...

"...

Besides, I ain't afraid of cancer... I had broccoli for lunch. Broccoli kills cancer! A lot of people don't know that; it's not out yet. It's true. You find out you got some cancer...(click) get yourself a bowl of broccoli. That'll wipe it right out in a day or two. Cauliflower too; cauliflower kills the really big cancers. The ones you can see through clothing from across the street. Broccoli kills the little ones. The ones that are slowly eating you away from inside while your, goofy, half-educated doctor keeps telling you, "You're doing fine, Jim."

In fact, bring your doctor a bowl of broccoli. He's probably got cancer too. Probably picked it up from you. They don't know what their doing. It's all guesswork in a white coat. Here, let me have a few more sips of industrial waste. Ahh, maybe, maybe I can turn them cancers against one another. That's what you gotta hope for, you know, that you get more than one cancer so they eat each other up instead of you. In fact, the way I look at it, the more cancer you got, the healthier you are."

DrSpudnik

Is broccoli FDA approved?

autobunny
DrSpudnik wrote:

Is broccoli FDA approved?

No, the drug and tobacco companies hate it. 

autobunny

In case anyone wonders how broccoli is relevant to this thread. 

[Video of Stephen Colbert talking about who he thinks God is removed - I didn't get to the broccoli reference, but I think that's too close to a religious comment - sorry. David, moderator]

superchessmachine

[Image with religious comment removed - David, moderator]

And this thread only contributes...

superchessmachine
superchessmachine wrote:

[Image with religious comment removed - David, moderator]

And this thread only contributes...

Ok den. 

superchessmachine
ghost_of_pushwood wrote:

Is that a Muppet?

I don't know. I just know that its a popular meme used to describe the internet.

autobunny
autobunny wrote:

In case anyone wonders how broccoli is relevant to this thread. 

[Video of Stephen Colbert talking about who he thinks God is removed - I didn't get to the broccoli reference, but I think that's too close to a religious comment - sorry. David, moderator]

Now no one will know the wonders of broccoli.   Oh well ... 

superchessmachine

And nobody will know what we stray further from each day.

DrSpudnik
JustJackinIt wrote:

Broccoli is delicious, but unfortunately gives me pretty bad gas. Same goes with beets

Let's not blame the vegetables. I've never heard a plant fart.

autobunny
DrSpudnik wrote:
JustJackinIt wrote:

Broccoli is delicious, but unfortunately gives me pretty bad gas. Same goes with beets

Let's not blame the vegetables. I've never heard a plant fart.

wait till you see a nuclear plant.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Brocolli is one of the strongest immune system boosters, as the common cold causes the worst physical pain.

ANOK1

I wish you success in your efforts to grow your group , chess is enjoyed by many differing creeds cultures etc , I think its good how here like minded people can come together , and become a team , best of luck

Infidell_Cattro

count me in.

Infidell_Cattro

i have to agree with jack about my username, in all humility. sadly, playedby_mikeskinner is also bang on.

Infidell_Cattro

on the other hand, i would prefer to keep stealing them.

Infidell_Cattro

you’re right though! StopStealingDonuts has a really nice “ring” to it.

autobunny

please stay on topic folks.  perhaps we should be discussing saint donuts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Donats