New opening just dropped

Brief overview and analysis: this opening is banned in tournament play due to similarity to psychological weapons used by CIA - however it's still used with terrible effects online and among friends. 
1... a5 - we start with A pawn not the H pawn because of the alphabet
2... Na6, 3... h5, 4... Na6 - this starts the Drunk Knights Tango, white opts for Fianchetto Variation, not the best but playable approach
5.... d5 - we counterstrike in the center
7 Nxd5 - first effects of this opening, white is forced to blunder and gives us solid one horsey advantage after funny hat recaptures
21 Qxb7 - white wasn't careful and failed to notice that a6 knight is now sober and can move in any direction it wants
25... Bxe1 - dark squared bishop makes it presence felt
Notice that h6 knight was drunk during the whole game and didn't notice any of this happening but that's ok