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'Twas a game of brilliant stupidity...
Man, I told chess.com on move 15 that my bishop didn't want to look back, he only wanted to look forward to the future, but it just wouldn't agree and made me capture that knight... otherwise that would have been the greatest trap I ever played.
I need a short armistice to prepare the pancakes for the reverse match!
LOL! where do yuo get this stuff
Go to Sunshine's retro shoppe, she will tell you where to get it
I think you all have missed a variation of the Bongcloud Attack. It is the Bongcloud Attack, Resignation Variation: 1.e4 e5 2. Ke2 Black resigns.
How are the invincible pancakes losing?
I need to remind a random waffle, let's see... ivandh!, that pancakes can take you all to smack town. I'd beat every waffle in a simul, but I don't have premium membership.
I get competitive when it comes to defending the pancake empire.
Okay, I admit I cut myself shaving because I was still laughing at that, but let's face it, the waffle iron is the paragon of stupid cooking. Too stupid to ensure correct butter heat, to corral batter shape, to flip without destroying, to transfer from pan to plate? That's right, just pour your gloop into this piece of metal and put the lid down! Why bother learning anything the traditional way when you can continue on your path to mindless zombiefication? Braaaaaiiiiiiins, braaaaaaaiiiiiiiins!
I would not mind being a zombie if I could use a waffle iron to cook Brain Waffles.