Well, after everyone is done laughing, you could send me a game challenge (unrated), and we could discuss chess ideas as we play. I am a medium level tournament player and would be willing to share as much as I know with you. I can also suggest quality chess literature to you as well, hand selected from my library of over 80 books and over ten years chess experience. I am not a chess master (yet), just a guy who loves chess, knows a decent amount, and loves to share chess with others. If you are interested in having a learning game of sorts or just discussing chess ideas, feel free to message me.
I'm stumped.
Seriously, I don't have a clue how to beat the easy mode on chess.com's play against computer.
What do I have to do?