Iain... I am not available for tournaments. I apologize. As it is, the kind people currently engaged in challenges with me wait an inordinate amount of time for my moves... I appreciate their patience. Simply not fair in a tournament scenario. I appreciate the servant offer. While a servant arrangement is entertaining for a time, I am looking for intriguing conversation with someone who can give me a run for my money in an artfully played game of CHESS! Please submit a challenge for consideration. Thank you.
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Give Me Black Napkins for My Watermellon in Easter Hay
Come with me to a movie,
Sit with me on a swing,
Find me some songs that are groovy,
We'll walk down the street as we sing.
I'll make you eggplant parmesan
And we'll eat it beneath a tree,
And discuss things that are far beyond
The everyday things that we see.
We'll go to a club and dance,
Drink vodka and listen to blues.
You'll come out in tight pants
And I'll wear my sensible shoes.
Say my name with your round lips
And I'll rub the knot in your back.
I'll fix your faucet when it drips,
Will you come with me to my shack?
Okay, Ed... you were brave enough to post your writing... I'll return the favor. By comparison... mine is a quicky... and untitled. I hope you like it.
The once inseparable bond now a worn and faded token. A mere trinket in a box. Fondled sweetly on occasion. Then safely tucked away. No real worth. Save a faint, sad smile.
What type of challenge are you after?
I have several ranging from tournaments to being your servant for a while.