Post your chess/chess.com haikus

Time is everything

When it comes to bullet games

Complaints are foolish

In the Sinquefield Cup

Caruana is cheating

Said the 1200

You're obsessed with chess

Is it love or addiction

Perhaps a disease

Seven weeks later

Still no trolls - how can that be?

I'm here to fix that.

I doubt it macer

Your trolling skills are still weak

Better luck next time

In a Game on Chess.com

The apparition of these pieces on the board

Petals on a wet, black bough.

The Grobe's waffles burned
What shall we do about it?
Recommend pancakes.

I Like Big Cupcakes

However My friend hates them

So I bitch slapped him

(jk)

I know this is not

Chess but You know what I think?

I don't give a sh*t.

When I curse loudly,

It is a definite sign

That I barely slept.

I seriously

Do not know how to respond

With seventeen sounds.

1 0 bullet games
"they" say it's not real chess
"they" must lose a lot 

Starts new thread

Named "Why folks play that opening???"

Right after he lost to it.

I sometimes wonder

Why some people on chess are toxic

While others are gentle.

Half hour writing

long, eloquent post 

Am logged out before I click "submit."

Everyone on this thread

Are gentle and not raging

But out there some are.

Chess is a game that

I can say to opponents

post-game: YOU FAIL IT!

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Okay, so I'm trying to be funny.

Oh, No! Not Haiku Alert

However I also did that

So yeah, I frogive.

Starts new thread

Called "Why do people do this?"

Never even reads answers.

One tiny, humble pawn

Soon you shall blossom

Into a mighty queen