Pre-move. You just gotta love it!

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Thanks.  I did play live chess quite a bit but never noticed that.  Then again being 41, I stuck to 15 mins per game + 10 seconds extra per move.  Thats as fast as my decrepit brain can work.

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Willie_OKelly wrote:
Atos wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:
Atos wrote:
 

TheGrobe wrote:

Well done.  To anyone who says pre-moves are ruining the game, or that 1 0 isn't really chess, here is your counterexample.


Are you joking ? There was hardly a sensible move played by either side in this game.


Well, you need to take the ability of the players involved into account.  The point was that it wasn't just senseless shuffling of pieces to play the clock as so many have suggested is the problem with 


Sorry, it was senseless shuffling of pieces, especially from Black. He just ended up checkmating by accident.

You finally got it!


Well Willie, I have argued before in these forums that bullet is a chess variant. That said, not all bullet games look as bad as this. Decent bullet players don't play such crap.

Also, if you wanted us to "get" something at the start you should have posted the whole game rather than just the final position. 

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bah who cares if he senselessly moved. he won in under a second! that is awesome, regardless of what occurred on the board.

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acbell1996 wrote:

bah who cares if he senselessly moved. he won in under a second! that is awesome, regardless of what occurred on the board.


Yes, and who needs brain ? 

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Bullet chess might even be a viable form of chess if it were not crowded by mental invalids. 

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I approve.

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Atos wrote:
Willie_OKelly wrote:
Atos wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:
Atos wrote:
 

TheGrobe wrote:

Well done.  To anyone who says pre-moves are ruining the game, or that 1 0 isn't really chess, here is your counterexample.


Are you joking ? There was hardly a sensible move played by either side in this game.


Well, you need to take the ability of the players involved into account.  The point was that it wasn't just senseless shuffling of pieces to play the clock as so many have suggested is the problem with 


Sorry, it was senseless shuffling of pieces, especially from Black. He just ended up checkmating by accident.

You finally got it!


Well Willie, I have argued before in these forums that bullet is a chess variant. That said, not all bullet games look as bad as this. Decent bullet players don't play such crap.

Also, if you wanted us to "get" something at the start you should have posted the whole game rather than just the final position. 

Sorry Atos, it was not my intention to set you up for ridicule. If you didn't "get" the intention of this thread from the start, I sincerely apologize to you. I thought me calling for a round of applause will suffice. I also stated multiple time what a crappy chess player I am....

If you are still wondering; Yes, oh gawd yes! Bullet players do not play such crappy moves!!!!!!

If its validation you require then, YES I'm probably the stupidest chess player on the face of the earth! You spotted me from a mile! Good for you.

Lastly Atos, whatever you have argued wherever is the least of my interest... Tough luck boet, there is much more important things in my life than bullet chess.

Good luck with your struggle.

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acbell1996 wrote:

bah who cares if he senselessly moved. he won in under a second! that is awesome, regardless of what occurred on the board.


Gold medal for you!

This time without the  sarcasm!! lol

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oinquarki wrote:

 


big lol!

Exactly!

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Pr0p4g4nd15t wrote:
acbell1996 wrote:

bah who cares if he senselessly moved. he won in under a second! that is awesome, regardless of what occurred on the board.


Seconded.

Any win in under 1 second is simply unbelievable, and if he hadn't posted it, I wouldn't have believed him.  Haha.

And what about his opponent?  Perhaps he should have realized that black was premoving EVERY MOVE and punished him for it.  If anyone is a fool, it is the person playing the white pieces. 


Yes, I've played guys that realized what I were doing, and they had a ball to say the least!! lol

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Willie_OKelly wrote:

Sorry Atos, it was not my intention to set you up for ridicule. If you didn't "get" the intention of this thread from the start, I sincerely apologize to you. I thought me calling for a round of applause will suffice. I also stated multiple time what a crappy chess player I am....

If you are still wondering; Yes, oh gawd yes! Bullet players do not play such crappy moves!!!!!!

If its validation you require then, YES I'm probably the stupidest chess player on the face of the earth! You spotted me from a mile! Good for you.

Lastly Atos, whatever you have argued wherever is the least of my interest... Tough luck boet, there is much more important things in my life than bullet chess.

Good luck with your struggle.


I apologize also if I over-reacted. You might have thought that it was obvious from the original post that you were kidding, but the thing is, people were posting very similar topics here before in dead earnest. As you see, quite a few people took you to be serious and even "agreed" with you.

I play bullet chess myself, but I consider it to be a chess variant.

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Atos wrote:
Willie_OKelly wrote:

Sorry Atos, it was not my intention to set you up for ridicule. If you didn't "get" the intention of this thread from the start, I sincerely apologize to you. I thought me calling for a round of applause will suffice. I also stated multiple time what a crappy chess player I am....

If you are still wondering; Yes, oh gawd yes! Bullet players do not play such crappy moves!!!!!!

If its validation you require then, YES I'm probably the stupidest chess player on the face of the earth! You spotted me from a mile! Good for you.

Lastly Atos, whatever you have argued wherever is the least of my interest... Tough luck boet, there is much more important things in my life than bullet chess.

Good luck with your struggle.


I apologize also if I over-reacted. You might have thought that it was obvious from the original post that you were kidding, but the thing is, people were posting very similar topics here before in dead earnest. As you see, quite a few people took you to be serious and even "agreed" with you.

I play bullet chess myself, but I consider it to be a chess variant.


Sure bud, no harm done.

Maybe, someday, silly pre-move usage might even become a variant of bullet chess which is a silly variant of real chess in the first place! lol

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This man is a brilliant troll. Feed him your pathetic insults, for he thrives upon them

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impressive, easy competition though