Used to be titled, "Question for @Absolute_Best," now it's a rhyming battle.

You said it yourself. 
“I give this online personality a big ego in order to give me entertainment value. Someone said a big ego lowered my reputation, but it raised my likability, or something like that. I'm not really sure. In summary, I know I have a big ego online.”

”My ego is an act. Most people don't do what I do, but I basically created a likeable character, thought up some funny things and posted them. People liked this character, and eventually I became better with it.”

You have an inflated ego coupled with an arrogant personality online, because people like it. It gives you, I believe you called it, “entertainment value.” You want to have the friends and followers and the people who eagerly follow your cyclists and walker drama.

the drama is fun xd

omg

total jinx

get the popcorn

I just realized he called it cyclists and walker drama.

It's pEdEsTrIaN, not walker.

Meh, it was probably a typo.

I am afraid that this was no mistake

The thing is, I couldn’t care any less

I care not in childish drama in which I hope not to partake

It doesn’t matter to me at all, and this I hope to stress.

Pedestrian and walker are one in the same

I just don’t wish to be cringe like all the kids

Pretending I am dumb and young is something I forbid

It’s time for you to realize

Absolute Best will not respond

They know your question is in hopes to socially penalize

And make them look wrong and you look right

For it is the attention and glory of which you are fond

But she, she simply doesn’t care to fight

Jack I gotta be honest you're not as good of a poet xD

I am afraid that this was no mistake

The thing is, I couldn’t care any less

I care not in childish drama in which I hope not to partake

It doesn’t matter to me at all, and this I hope to stress.

Pedestrian and walker are one in the same

I just don’t wish to be cringe like all the kids

Pretending I am dumb and young is something I forbid

Goodness, I hope you're just being satirical

is this the sort of stuff that you would call lyrical

I'm afraid that you just don't have what it takes

to write philosophic poems, so hit the brakes

before you show your lack of knowledge and disrespect

for great poetry, you'd better learn to write correct

doing just haikus

shows that you can't make good rhymes

or am I wrong?

When did I ask you to bow down?

Please don’t make yourself look like a clown!

I simply only ever said my opinion

To a mere young seemingly childish civilian.

I mean no offense, I only came to say

What was on my mind when I read your short essay

The attempt didn’t work

But why must you call me a jerk?

You aren’t forced to agree

I just came to speak out, free