LOL,with the panda,i remember this joke
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
http://pet-fun.blogspot.com/2006/09/joke-eats-shoots-and-leaves.html
Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.
(instead of Eats shoots and leaves)
(from wikipedia, entry Eats, Shoots & Leaves)
I always thought that this reference was quoted since the Panda is the sole mammal (apart from man) observed to engage in fellatiotic practices during mating. The male like humans also cannot get out of there quick enough once it has despatched its filthy yoghurt.
The joke part is the use of the comma. No comma is correct, while adding the comma in changes the meaning to three different actions instead of merely listing what the Panda eats.
My all time favourite example of punctuation is in the allowable use of 11 (yes eleven) consecutive "had"s:
John, whereas David had had "had had", had had "had"; "had had" had had the headmaster's approval.
good thing the headmaster's name wasn't Had.
nice one btw.