"Team Russia Poem"

  Swooping Sickle Puts Your Queen In A Pickle,

Russian Chess Sweat Makes Your Kings Blood Trickle,

The Professor Of Chess Under His Breath Giggles,

As The Butter Gets Hard And The Jello Jiggles,              

 At Chess.Com The Russian Team Shall Set The Tone, 

Where Grandmasters are Home Grown, And The Chess Seeds Are Sown ,

Dont Hold The Phone, and Leave The Kids At Home,

For A Finely Crafted Sharp Sword  Swings and Slices Chess Flesh Clear From The Bone,

Their A Regimental Clandestine Chess Dressed Crew,

They Formulate The Math, Then Create A Path, With A Panoramic View,

Now Whats A Big Russian Brown Bear To Do,

But Keep The Chess Boards True, And Stick To Winning Like Glue,

Russian bear, has no hair,

But girls there have a lot.

American is where it am,

And that’s why we are hot!

The Soviet school is such a fool,

As proved by Bobby Fischer.

We get down, don’t mess around,

And shoot the hoop a swisher.

Are not you the Extra Ordinary, Derogatory, Reject,?

But Coming from You, Opening Your Mouth To Go Pooh, is what i expect.....

Bullet:  Don't f with me.  Verbably, I can cut you off at the knees, maybe higher.  I hate the Russians for good reason.  History has proven they are the most vulgar, vile, uncivilized people on the planet.  If you do not believe me, as a Ukranian or someone from Poland or any number of people intimidated my the slovic mafia....they can all kiss me when I pull down my pants.

In Russia, you do not play chess...chess plays you.  The Russians are the most imoral people in the world.  The men are theives and the women are whores.  

Sorry ChazR , i just noticed that this is the general open to the public Forum..

So let me rephrase my comment:

   "Your Dennis The Menace",

 "You Live in an Armpit of a Town","A Couple of Beaches Down",

  From Venice......

HOW ORIGINAL....DENNIS THE MENACE...I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE...

Bullhead, you picked your handle well...if you could take your hand off your pawn, you would not lose on time.

Also, where I live is none of your business....my boat is in the dock and I have properties in Teluride and Canada...who do you think you are?

Furthermore, Mr. Bully or Bulletheheaddisability or ability, you are not worth my time.

You've got to be joking.
Bobby Fisher (40 years ago) and, ...?

Ignorant, racist, sexist dill. 

And 6 feet under to boot...

I knew Bobby had gone to that great Asylum in the sky, but has Chaz joined him too? Was it a boating accident perhaps? Or a mishap somewhere in his secret snowy North American real estate? I hope it wasn't a tragic misunderstanding about water skiing and snow skiing. It'd be just like good ol' Chuck to get the two all mixed up! Oh well...

Maybee the Russian Mob Got him...

And they sure know how to handle snow. 

And chess.
By the bye...I just love the shades! 

Thanks..thats ny dog "Batman: he passed away a year ago..

I suspect he had a pretty good life...