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"Runners, Cowards, Decliners & "Time" Players: Beware.

Don't forget to make up something bad about those evil grocery store owners and restaurants who charge you for food. You could easily just eat grass instead.

This is my current favourite thread! Brilliantly conceived and executed by ltm (the thread, that is).
Well, if you lose on time you lose on time and if your opponent declines your rematch it's ok their not cheaters... Unlike you.

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I would say good joke, but I think he actually expects us to believe him. Maybe he's one of those poor advertisers and couldn't afford a spot on chess.com's advertising places.

untracking, it appears he has played his final move. I believed he was serious at first only because it isn't funny at all.

Don't worry Frankie. I didn't tell anyone your username. I noticed your rating is much higher now. Nice work!

Thought the OP was skating on thin ice days ago. We fell out.
Yes, that was me skating, but inline skating, not on ice. ;-) And OP sounds so formal. Please. Call me the OG.

waiting for Cystem_Phailure to make a comment complaining about people making irritating posts in 5... 4... 3... 2...
At least it got you to go back and change one of them.
*noncontributing post*