On the first move stalemate
Serious Q: You're about to write your first book on chess. What do you call it?

AMACING victories by MACER75!
I probably have enough material for chapter 1 already:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/game-showcase/amacing-victories-by-macer75

"The Best Book On Chess Ever Written" by Jarjar-Banks.
That reminds me. I can call my book Comprehensive Advice for Improving Your Game.
Click below for a sneak preview!
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/comprehensive-advice-for-improving-your-game
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