Did Shakespeare condone name calling?
He would probably set up a plot in which eventually everybody dies because off the namecalling.
As to the orginal question, are only characters allowed? Otherwise I would say that Shakespeare himself might have the mind to be quite a creative chessplayer.

It appears children must play. Very well. If you wouldn't mind, at least insert a disclaimer when you post and announce beforehand:
"In my unqualified opinion, I think so and so...."
Or else, state your credentials as I have done. If you were going to post on a medical site, or in a lawyer's forum, you would admit you know nothing about these subjects just as you know nothing about Shakespeare.
Regards,
Haywood
fine then
In my academicaly unqualified position...
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldaburries