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Conquistador
NickYoung5 wrote:
Conquistador wrote:

After being ambushed today by Jehovah Witness people, I think this is appropriate.

 


*Shudder*. You're not safe anywhere. When I lived in Tokyo they managed to ambush me too.


Of all places it was at a gas station.  I cannot even fill my tank in peace without having religious pamphlets shoved in my face.

trysts

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DS3Axl118Ng/Sm0AShsGugI/AAAAAAAAF3M/Y2BY_UOQiAg/s400/reptilian.jpg

oinquarki

I've never been ambushed. Those so-called "missionaries" don't have the guts to mess with crazy dudes like me. If you see any lizards, just start preaching random nonsense and they'll back off. Also it helps if you wear a weird hat. Weird hats are a great way to keep people in general from wanting to talk to you.

trysts

http://almazellet.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lizard_man.jpg

Conquistador
trysts wrote:

 


That picture reminds me of an episode of Doctor Who.

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trysts

I think everyone is still on-topic! Neat!Smile

trysts
LisaV wrote:

We've got Jesus and David icke's shape-shifting reptile Illuminati going on at the same time on the same thread.  Brilliant!


I saw this documentary on David Icke, where he's speaking in Canada, I believe, and this jewish group were protesting his appearance there, because they thought Icke's shape-shifting reptilian "theory", was really some "anti-semitic" smear. It was absolutely hilarious! These people were pissed off! So David Icke had to say that he really is talking about shape-shifting lizards controlling the world! So funny!Laughing

Cystem_Phailure
PATTERN wrote:

if you were asked to impart whatever wisdom you've gained at this point in your life, what would it be?


Just because it looks like a woman from a distance doesn't mean it really is . . . 

hikama
trysts wrote
 

 


F*CK! Where are all these Jesus Lizard people coming from? When the hell is the Rapture supposed to take place anyway????


I plan to stop the rapture,

thereby swallowing up death unto victory, and having all mankind free from their captive conscious ignorance to who they are, and what they deserve.

Pain sickness disease and death have never been part of Life whether or not mankind have known this, yet they shall, and all shall experience, what they can right now, which is within them, Heaven.

Luke 17:20-21 (King James Version)

 

 20And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:

 21Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

hikama
chess_guy72 wrote:
hikama wrote:

Really nice thread.

I know this

Love is what's actual, not the nightmare man temporarily has created of it's appearance, or acceptance to be what is actual. That we all actually know everything, and ever shall, it's just the recalling that this is actually accurate is separate from ones reality, what they have known of it from not remembering before they came to earth.

Mankind is under it's erroneous influenced false structure claiming it's the correct equation, when the only correct one ever is that WE ARE LOVE, and definitely connected to one another, which one day the shackles we have created upon us all from remembering not this shall be removed, and we shall awake!

Know LOVE


Is that a actual fact?


concrete

hikama
LisaV wrote:

We've got Jesus and David icke's shape-shifting reptile Illuminati going on at the same time on the same thread.  Brilliant!


illuminati is as aurineati

gorgeous_vulture

When the OP is about god-bothering and other verboten topics, hijacking is mandatory!

PrawnEatsPrawn
echecs06 wrote:

Is this another case of Thread hijack?


 

Wassat? somebody call me? Laughing

DrWhOz
Conquistador wrote:
trysts wrote:

 


That picture reminds me of an episode of Doctor Who.

 

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sooo cool. :)))

- Who are you?

- The Doctor !

- Doctor Who ?

- Exactly ! :))

trysts
hikama wrote:


I plan to stop the rapture,

thereby swallowing up death unto victory, and having all mankind free from their captive conscious ignorance to who they are, and what they deserve.

Pain sickness disease and death have never been part of Life whether or not mankind have known this, yet they shall, and all shall experience, what they can right now, which is within them, Heaven.

Luke 17:20-21 (King James Version)

 

 20And when he was demanded of the Pharisees, when the kingdom of God should come, he answered them and said, The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:

 21Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.


http://www.signsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/confused-animals-2.jpg

Conquistador

trysts
LisaV wrote:

@trysts - you are slaughtering me on this thread.  *wipes tears of uproarious rapture from face*  that pic..in this context.  lmfo


Laughing

gorgeous_vulture
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:

@trysts - you are slaughtering me on this thread.  *wipes tears of uproarious rapture from face*  that pic..in this context.  lmfo


 


Me too!! A classic. You have outdone yourself trysts!

trysts
NickYoung5 wrote:
trysts wrote:
LisaV wrote:

@trysts - you are slaughtering me on this thread.  *wipes tears of uproarious rapture from face*  that pic..in this context.  lmfo


 


Me too!! A classic. You have outdone yourself trysts!


thanksSmile

trysts
LisaV wrote:

Even dogs can't stop laughing.

 


Laughing And we're still on topic!