Short stories with "chess" word

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Idrinkyourhealth3

Invent a short story. Every new storyteller can add a new condition or rule to continue the chain .

First condition: Has to contain the word "chess" in it

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I start. Once upon a time there was an annoying parrot named Fulgencio. He was trained to scream "shut Up" every time he heard the word "chess". One day I invited my boss for dinner and he mentioned that he liked the chess board decoration of my dining room. He was inmediately told to shut up and got offended by Fulgencio. He insulted the parrot and left angrily. We are no longer friends. Fulgencio now combines "shut Up" and the insult he was given.

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Rule#2 It has to be about spiders

Goose2999happy
Ten years ago a group of spiders 🕷️ had moved into a tree 🌳,ten years later the tree was attacked by scientists they brought them to the lab to investigate. They found that the spiders had eaten cromostatic vaeon(vai-ee-on) which created chessboard patterns on their bodies.They named it ”The Great Chess Patterned Spider”three years later they developed an algorithm that allows them to track down chemical reactions this changed science forever.From one simple little spider to changing history.
They also spun webs that were chessboard shapes.
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Rule#3 farts
TheChessInfinity

Once upon a time a girl farted at her mom's basement and 1 million spiders swarmed her. She ran to the living room, watched cocomelon and pooped her pants. She then played chess with martin and lost to him. Then she went to the Empire State Building and committed suicide.

TheChessInfinity

Rule #4 it has to be about kim jong un

SacrifycedStoat
Once upon a time tree was a chess GM named Kim jong un. But he was really afraid of spiders.

One day, Kim was playing chess against Magnus Carlsen, and he was about to play Qxh7#, beating the world champion!!

But then he noticed a spider on good queen. While he was panicking, he farted. Magnus Carlsen started laughing so hard. While he was laughing, Kim said “Checkmate” without moving a piece. Magnus shook his hand, still laughing, without looking at the board and seeing he wasn’t checkmated yet.
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Rule #5 a spider has to get squished
Derek-C-Goodwin

Murder at Chessboard Manor....

Click me for murder most foul/.

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Once upon a time Kim Jon Un had a dream where he had to angrily squish a spider on a chessboard, his opponent saw it live and farted, behaviour that lead him straight into jail for 15 years

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Rule#6: somebody dies in the most absurd way

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Kim Jogn un once woke up as a spider after he farted playing a game of chess against Magnus Carlson. Baby Kim walked in, saw the spider and squished it, unbeknownst to him, it was Kim Jon un , he survived the squish and but the boy making him spider Kim Jon un man. Unfortunately, he slipped and died on the way out.

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#rule 7 - Magnus becomes terrible at chess.

TheEloCollector1
Magnus became terrible at chess when he farted against the Kim Jon un. The Kim Jon un tried to squish himself since he was a spider, and commuted sucked without knowing.


Rule 8. Hikaru joins the chat
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When Magnus was a spider he was biting Kim John Un in the left hand every day. Kim tried to squish It but Magnus survived and fleed with a major brain injury so he became terrible at chess. Then he contacted Hikaru to teach him. Hikaru joined the chat and gave him a life lesson about chess tournament ruling regarding excessive farts during games. After the thoughtful conversation Hikaru decided to add some sugar into his tea. U fortunately instead of sugar he added washing machine detergent, he slipped and died in the toilet

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Rule#9: this is a simulation

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I know it becomes harder with every rule but we still have to continue, you are required to continue