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Should I teach my 3 year old chess or how to use a chainsaw?

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I_Shalt_HumiliateYou
Nov 25, 2016
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#1

?

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dannyhume
Nov 25, 2016
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#2
Why do you have to choose?
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macer75
Nov 25, 2016
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#3

Teach him how to make a chainsaw out of chess pieces.

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NM Reb
Nov 25, 2016
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Bilbo21
Nov 27, 2016
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#5

Obviously chess.  You are never old enough to be trusted with a chainsaw- but at 5!?

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shadowhb123
Oct 13, 2022
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#6
Bump
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Woollensock2
Oct 13, 2022
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#7
Bump,bump ! ✌️😎
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shadowhb123
Oct 13, 2022
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#8
Chainsaw
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Knight_king1014
Oct 13, 2022
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#9

Definitely how to use a chainsaw. It's much safer than chess.

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Barron_Von_Tito
Oct 19, 2022
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#10
Make him green, put a tv on his belly, cover him in blood, decapitate him, then teach him to used a chainsaw
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Barron_Von_Tito
Oct 19, 2022
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#11
Slendy tubbies thing
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Fire
Oct 19, 2022
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#12

I dont see why not

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EscherehcsE
Oct 19, 2022
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#13

You'll starve playing chess - You can earn a living cutting down trees...

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simonthomass
Oct 22, 2022
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#14
chainsaw. It’s much less dangerous than chess
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shadowhb123
Oct 22, 2022
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#15
Exactly
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Gymstar
Oct 22, 2022
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#16

yes

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simonthomass
Oct 22, 2022
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#17
@IGOtTHaTSwaG r/woooosh
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DefinitelyNotASpy
Mar 19, 2023
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#18
Chainsaw since chess is a murder weapon
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hgoose2011
Mar 19, 2023
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#19
You should teach your 3 year old how to make chess pices with a chainsaw
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DrPinapple32
Mar 19, 2023
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#20

Both 🗿