Should I teach my 3 year old chess or how to use a chainsaw?

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dannyhume
Why do you have to choose?
macer75

Teach him how to make a chainsaw out of chess pieces.

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Bilbo21

Obviously chess.  You are never old enough to be trusted with a chainsaw- but at 5!?

shadowhb123
Bump
Woollensock2
Bump,bump ! ✌️😎
shadowhb123
Chainsaw
Knight_king1014

Definitely how to use a chainsaw. It's much safer than chess.

Barron_Von_Tito
Make him green, put a tv on his belly, cover him in blood, decapitate him, then teach him to used a chainsaw
Barron_Von_Tito
Slendy tubbies thing
Fire

I dont see why not

EscherehcsE

You'll starve playing chess - You can earn a living cutting down trees...

simonthomass
chainsaw. It’s much less dangerous than chess
shadowhb123
Exactly
Gymstar

yes

simonthomass
@IGOtTHaTSwaG r/woooosh
DefinitelyNotASpy
Chainsaw since chess is a murder weapon
hgoose2011
You should teach your 3 year old how to make chess pices with a chainsaw
DrPinapple32

Both 🗿