Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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dragonair234

This is so random but akafett this is for you since you like helmets >_< Something I'd never thought I'd see in a Vogue magazine. 

akafett

I get the helmet thing, but what's up with the dogs?

dragonair234

I don't know... there were lots of strange concoctions... -_-''

akafett

They'll never make it.

winerkleiner

Of course not.  Hey I just ecaped out of quicksand, stuck for 8 days!

UnknownTroll
winerkleiner wrote:

Of course not.  Hey I just ecaped out of quicksand, stuck for 8 days!

Please dude... I was in quicksand for 18 days, and you don't see me bragging about it on a chess.com forum.

akafett

I was stuck in a Sarlacc gut for about 15 minutes and after I fed that beasty a concusion missle, I remote detonated it after I blasted my way out of it using my trusty jetpack.

Top that.

UnknownTroll
akafett wrote:

I was stuck in a Sarlacc gut for about 15 minutes and after I fed that beasty a concusion missle, I remote detonated it after I blasted my way out of it using my trusty jetpack.

Top that.

You sir, are a true scholar, and a gentleman.

winerkleiner
UnknownTroll wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Of course not.  Hey I just ecaped out of quicksand, stuck for 8 days!

Please dude... I was in quicksand for 18 days, and you don't see me bragging about it on a chess.com forum.

Ok but I wasn't finished...I was stuck for 18 days prior in the eye of a tornado, was tossed into the quicksand.  Beat that.

akafett

I try.

winerkleiner

Oh and I forgot to add, after being tossed in quicksand, I was forced to play chess with a non chesser.

akafett

@ December: I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!

@ winer: Sorry dude. You can't beat that.

winerkleiner
akafett wrote:

@ December: I love it! I love it! I love it! I love it!

@ winer: Sorry dude. You can't beat that.

Darn.

Mallet

This is offtopic, I know, but where else? Chessplayers and cars...Are chess players in general good car drivers? I doubt. Undecided

akafett

I drive this thing called Slave 1. And I'm pretty good at it.

dragonair234
Mallet wrote:

This is offtopic, I know, but where else? Chessplayers and cars...Are chess players in general good car drivers? I doubt. 

It took me three tries for the driving test but I did get my license! LOL... I am a fantastic driver. No sarcasm there. I always make people feel safe and safety first ^_~

 

BTW I like your About Me section: "If you don't win, it's not a great tragedy - the worst that happens is that you lose a game." Bobby Fischer

dragonair234
winerkleiner wrote:
UnknownTroll wrote:
winerkleiner wrote:

Of course not.  Hey I just ecaped out of quicksand, stuck for 8 days!

Please dude... I was in quicksand for 18 days, and you don't see me bragging about it on a chess.com forum.

Ok but I wasn't finished...I was stuck for 18 days prior in the eye of a tornado, was tossed into the quicksand.  Beat that.

heheheeh >_<

Mallet
dragonair234 wrote:
Mallet wrote:

This is offtopic, I know, but where else? Chessplayers and cars...Are chess players in general good car drivers? I doubt. 

It took me three tries for the driving test but I did get my license! LOL... I am a fantastic driver. No sarcasm there. I always make people feel safe and safety first ^_~

 

BTW I like your About Me section: "If you don't win, it's not a great tragedy - the worst that happens is that you lose a game." Bobby Fischer

    Thank you. I noticed your About Me section, was empty...

IllustriousHedgehog

"Losing this piece is part of my plan!just wait and see"

"Checkmate"

"No it's not checkmate I can find a way out"

"..."

cosmicharmonic

I just lost to a dude who actually asked, "What do you mean by 'passed pawn'."  Brutal loss to beginner mind!