Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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dragonair234

I love it. 

SonOfThunder2
akafett wrote:

I met someone who causes me to redefine our made up term, "non-chesser". I set up my board in a coffee shop and got up to get a tasty beverage. When I got back, this little girl, about 8 years old, was sitting at the table on the white side of the board; her mom sat at an adjacent table. I sat down and said, "Do you play?"

"I wish," she replied.

"Do you want me to show you?"

"Yeah!" her face lighting up.

Over the next 45 minutes, we played an instructional game. I lead her through opening principles (including how the pieces move), middle game tactics, and ended with a basic mate at the end (she # me, of coarse ). Now, this little girl knew nothing of the game and picked up on it very quickly because she was so interested in it. She was a "chesser" from the beginning and didn't even know it.

What?

akafett
SonOfThunder2 wrote:
akafett wrote:

I met someone who causes me to redefine our made up term, "non-chesser". I set up my board in a coffee shop and got up to get a tasty beverage. When I got back, this little girl, about 8 years old, was sitting at the table on the white side of the board; her mom sat at an adjacent table. I sat down and said, "Do you play?"

"I wish," she replied.

"Do you want me to show you?"

"Yeah!" her face lighting up.

Over the next 45 minutes, we played an instructional game. I lead her through opening principles (including how the pieces move), middle game tactics, and ended with a basic mate at the end (she # me, of coarse ). Now, this little girl knew nothing of the game and picked up on it very quickly because she was so interested in it. She was a "chesser" from the beginning and didn't even know it.

What?

I met a little girl who wanted to learn to play chess. So, while she and her mom sat down at a coffee shop, I gave her a 45 minute lesson.

Boyangzhao

When I play bughouse(yes, I taught my school patzers bughouse) at school with my school patzers, when they lose, they say something along the lines of "they kept checking me, so I couldn't use my pieces" when losing to other patzers.

FlamingWolf
Kopek23 wrote:

it's eassy to checkmate in 4 moves, did you know that you can do it in 3 moves?

did you know nobody ever gets mated in3?

 

Wind
flamingwolf wrote:
Kopek23 wrote:

it's eassy to checkmate in 4 moves, did you know that you can do it in 3 moves?

did you know nobody ever gets mated in3?

 

 

Quickest mate:

 

 

ThatChapThere

Four is the quickest mate without your opponent's direct cooperation.

dragonair234

^ 1.f3 e6 could work too, lmao 

dragonair234
SonOfThunder2 wrote:
akafett wrote:

I met someone who causes me to redefine our made up term, "non-chesser". I set up my board in a coffee shop and got up to get a tasty beverage. When I got back, this little girl, about 8 years old, was sitting at the table on the white side of the board; her mom sat at an adjacent table. I sat down and said, "Do you play?"

"I wish," she replied.

"Do you want me to show you?"

"Yeah!" her face lighting up.

Over the next 45 minutes, we played an instructional game. I lead her through opening principles (including how the pieces move), middle game tactics, and ended with a basic mate at the end (she # me, of coarse ). Now, this little girl knew nothing of the game and picked up on it very quickly because she was so interested in it. She was a "chesser" from the beginning and didn't even know it.

What?

Having trouble reading? 

Wind
dragonair234 wrote:

^ 1.f3 e6 could work too, lmao 

If I'm not mistaken, there are eight different variatons to that mate in 2.

(Considering order of moves and f3/f4 being played.)

 

I might be mistaken, though. tongue.png

dragonair234
Newba wrote:
dragonair234 wrote:

^ 1.f3 e6 could work too, lmao 

If I'm not mistaken, there are eight different variatons to that mate in 2.

(Considering order of moves and f3/f4 being played.)

 

I might be mistaken, though.

I guess that's what happens when two question marks play each other. 

TyrantTick
Newba wrote:

"Oh, you play checkers?"

*looking at the chess board*

Laughed like mad at this xD

dragonair234
ThirdCultureKid wrote:
Newba wrote:

"Oh, you play checkers?"

*looking at the chess board*

Laughed like mad at this xD

The kind of checkers where you start off with a king... 

AChessPlayer2016
flamingwolf wrote:
Kopek23 wrote:

it's eassy to checkmate in 4 moves, did you know that you can do it in 3 moves?

did you know nobody ever gets mated in3?

 

I know this one, it's the people who taught the mate in 3. They explained it by checkmating him/herself.

 

dragonair234

^ I can't get over how cute that cat is 

SirCoffeeCrisp

"Why do you keep staring at the checkerboard ice cream slice? You should eat it before it melts."

XoJIo4eLI_N_Bo4Ka

"Which yacht should I buy?"

Wind

What? That's an L?

dragonair234

"If I only have a king left it's stalemate, right?" (Heard this one recently) 

Mako_Cat

"You're really good at chess? You must be good at checkers to, since they use the same board and all right?"

 

This quote drives me crazy