Stuff Non-Chess Players Say

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e8equalsK wrote:
PewPewPawn8 wrote:
e8equalsK wrote:

This is truly the one to rule them all.

"Chess is boring."

Bam! That one only non-chess players say!!

Let's see what they think when they get introduced to  B U L L E T  G A M E S

60min Chess: *yaaaaawn*

30sec Bullet Chess: *hyperventilating*

lol 

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Irontiger wrote:
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winerkleiner wrote:

"Is chess difficult to master?"

My response would be:  "I'll let you know if I ever master it."

Next : "Is that because your IQ is too low ?"

My response:  Let's play a game and see whose IQ is too low.

Later in the game: How come that black magic coming through? Why are u moving 2 pieces at once? You cheating huh?

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“What if my King was a super speedy warrior king making it impossible for you to kill it”
I tell them you don’t kill the king you checkmate it
“Soooo what if you can’t Chekmite my king?”
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Me-You play as white. The best moves are f2 and then g3.

Non chess player- The squares are numbered? That is way to complicated.

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shoothoops wrote:

Me-You play as white. The best moves are f2 and then g3.

Non chess player- The squares are numbered? That is way to complicated.

Good one

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-Just capture the other guy's queen! He will lose if you do that

- So, the horsey can hurdle over pieces?

- What does check mean? 

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ScatteredWealth wrote:

-Just capture the other guy's queen! He will lose if you do that

- So, the horsey can hurdle over pieces?

- What does check mean? 

horsie is better name than knight. Knight no exist anymore. Horsies do.

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"Place your horse here !"

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lmao I wrote that almost a year ago

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srry for necropost XD

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"Why can't I move my king into check?"

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Because horsie eat king