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Jane_renee

ok listen i know its so cringe that ive fallen for a guy who literally plays chess as a sport, but i have, and im a huge nerd too so.. he has won like a billion championships and we get along great in general but i want to be able to challenge him yk? also im like super interested in this. anyways, i know the basic rules but i suck. pls pls pls help! 

LITO13mtz
Just tell him that bhupendra jogi is your chess coach
Jane_renee

yeah but if we eventually play that will be so embarrassing...

LITO13mtz
He will be very impressed with you and will ask you to marry him on the spot
Jane_renee

LMAOOO

LITO13mtz
Trust me, the power of Bhupendra Jogi is undeniably the best in the chess realm
LITO13mtz
Please search him on YouTube, the results will be beneficial
Jane_renee

ok ok hang on

Jane_renee

girl give me something helpful

LITO13mtz
Who are you calling girl?
LITO13mtz
Am I not obviously manly?
LITO13mtz
Now that I think about it, Pavitr Prahabakbar is a good coach
LITO13mtz
Nothing Bhunpendra Jogi can't solve
Regalbeginning

We don't know his or your rating. If he really wins championships then it's very likely that he's 2200/2300+ and in that case you don't have any chance at all.

RichColorado

You're rating is 400 and your opponent 1800 . . .

if that's the case it is useless to give you any thing that will help you beat him . . .

tygxc

Study Chess Fundamentals by Capablanca. In 60 pages in contains all you must know.

claiomh_dofheicthe

Only in Ohio

CraigIreland

I looked at the one game which you've played against the bot. If you're fully committed to pursuing this strategy then you've got so much work to do. Think along the lines of 10's of thousands of hours. Do you think that your motivation will last that long?

idilis
CraigIreland wrote:

I looked at the one game which you've played against the bot. If you're fully committed to pursuing this strategy then you've got so much work to do. Think along the lines of 10's of thousands of hours. Do you think that your motivation will last that long?

She's been here for 1 whole hour. Isn't that sufficient demonstration of her commitment?

idilis
Jane_renee wrote:

ok listen i know its so cringe that ive fallen for a guy who literally plays chess as a sport, but i have, and im a huge nerd too so.. he has won like a billion championships and we get along great in general but i want to be able to challenge him yk? also im like super interested in this. anyways, i know the basic rules but i suck. pls pls pls help!

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