Squirrels

Also if you chase a squirrel up a tree, it will cry.

But it will forgive you if you chase it in circles around the tree.

Allstate has accident forgiveness for wrecking your car to avoid a squirrel.

Squirrels will someday have pot farms in every state.

Squirrles will run up your pant leg if you let them.

Squirrles will dance at your wedding if you let them.

Squirrles have been know to invade churches.

Squirrels will tickle your sister in a weird way.

Squirrels are the secret to Chuck Norris' power

Squirrels will chew up mushrooms and spit them up in your lap.

Squirrels will smile but only at grandmas (go ahead ask any grandma)!

Squirrels have Metal Health

Squirrels will do flips if you yell real loud!

Squirrels march

Squirrles will "borrow" your ipad if you leave it out.

Squirrles will shake you all night long

Squirrles will accuse you of touching their nuts.

Sqirrles will strip your wires.

Squirrels will drink your wine.

Squirrels will raid your locker room.