THIS IS A MOUSE.
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Dizychzer. You rebellious supersize video-poster you! Tut tut.
I know, I know, and I just recently found out I'm not funny.But that's not coming as too much of a shock. Still . . . my daughters laugh quite a bit so my wits are perfect for 7 and 9 year-olds.
hehe. 
BANG! Play Dead
I say squirrels are good to eat according to the big mama in duck dynasty
They're OK, I've had better. The chief problem with squirrel meat: it is VERY tough, all that running up and down trees makes very hard muscles.
A new food trend. Raise squirrels from birth in a box and don't let them use their muscles. It would be a veal type version of squirrel.
Do you work in Marketing?
No. My marketing version would be something like this.
Hey folks. Come on down to Road Kill Resturaunt. We've branched out from the normal fair and are offering a great new meal. Squeal Parmigiana. Delicicious and tender. Mention "Duck Dynasty" and get a free salad.
The optimist would say, "He almost made it."
the pessimist, " . . . . never had a chance."
Dischyzer wrote:
A new food trend. Raise squirrels from birth in a box and don't let them use their muscles. It would be a veal type version of squirrel.
Or the squirrel version of the animals already penned for life in little boxes for the benefit of our precious palates.
(The genuine veal-eqiuivalent would entail ripping the unborn sqirrels from the womb)
Dischyzer wrote:
The optimist would say, "He almost made it."
the pessimist, " . . . . never had a chance."
That should read: "She..." Count the nipples.
timbeau wrote:
Dischyzer wrote:
The optimist would say, "He almost made it."
the pessimist, " . . . . never had a chance."
That should read: "She..." Count the nipples.
Oh, you pervert.
Jun 7, 2013
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#116
We should have cute pictures of squirrels (there are plenty) not sad pictures. 
That's not a squirrel, that's just a rat with a hairdo.