GM_Kenny_Ji wrote:
Then call the bishop the horizontally/vertically challenged queen
bishop is a man's thing. It can never be a woman.
Suggesting a New Name For a Rook
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"The Boris" conquers all. Even beats The Maggie.
Only because, The"Criminal Blair", is tooo long... and "Closet Cliff" a trifle bent.
Aug 11, 2019
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DamonevicSmithlov wrote:
How about calling it a ruke. Just an idea, just throwin it out there.
How about the roughke?
Aug 11, 2019
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GM_Chess_is_Life wrote:
2/10 troll
Trolling? This is a VERY serious discussion, evidently.
AyushMChessMator wrote:
call it a rookie or maybe nookie
GM_Chess_is_Life wrote:
2/10 troll
Trolling? This is a VERY serious discussion, evidently.
Aug 11, 2019
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#29
Seriously, do not call it rookie - that's an absolutely ridiculous name. 
straight forward piece
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#31
I suggest the following name: Someone-had-too-much-time-on-their-hands-so-they-pathetically-renamed-me.
PhishMaster wrote:
nookie
I suggest the following name: Someone-had-too-much-time-on-their-hands-so-they-pathetically-renamed-me.
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PhishMaster wrote:
I suggest the following name: Someone-had-too-much-time-on-their-hands-so-they-pathetically-renamed-me.
In short: Shtmtothstprm
Aug 11, 2019
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#34
mbereobong wrote:
AyushMChessMator wrote:
I want to call it a "diagonally-challenged queen".
Imagine putting that in a sentence; "After Kd7?, black moved his diagonally-challenged queen, preparing checkmate."meh.
lol
1e41-0 wrote:
What about our friend the bishop, who is stuck on one color his entire life? Surely he deserves some appreciation as well?
DamonevicSmithlov wrote:
1e41-0 wrote:
I suggest we start a movement, "rook-ism," dedicated to preventing such abhorrent miscarriages of justice!
I know, right? And just for rooks though, none of the other chess pieces, just rooks. Because they're the only ones that matter.
You seem to have got the gist!
roocuhattack
(pronounced: ROOK-A-TACK)
Then call the bishop the horizontally/vertically challenged queen