The Art of War, by Sun Tzu

I sometimes watch games like Starcraft... so thinking in terms of surface area is just obvious to me... but 1000 years ago that simple insight would already make you a better than average tactician.

There was no internet back then... so some people wrote a few tidbits down... like attack where your enemy is weak... great stuff, but not particularly insightful in the 21st century.

i need more bread to teleport

who has some

More often than not the genius lies in how the commander executes those obvious strategies.

"If the water bearers are drinking first, the army is thirsty."  -Sun Tzu

"If your opponent drinks water first, he is thirsty."

-BoardMonkey

Everyone who has seen dragon ball (not Z ) is laughing so hard right now

When life gives you lemon freeze them and throw them at you enemies-sun tzu

"Never bring a knife to a gun fight."  Sun Tzu.....might have said. 

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I thought it was pronounced the way it's spelled:  tzu.

I looked it up and watched a pronunciation video on his name. It did not say Tu-Zoo.

Same here, I looked it up too. It seems it's pronounced the way it looks.

How To Say Sun Tzu - Bing video

How to Pronounce Sun Tzu (Real Life Examples!) - Bing video

This is only two examples, but I don't think I need to put any more. 

How to Pronounce Sun Tzu (Chinese Name) - Bing video

(141) How to Pronounce "Sun Tzu" - YouTube

Please post where you're finding your pronunciation.

It's Sun like the sun, Tzu with a T only with an S instead of the Z and then U like ooh. It's so easy. Haven't you ever fought against an ancient Chinese warlord before?

Exactly. Clearly the only logical pronunciation .

Ah, troll. How didn't I see this after "you do"?