The Attacking King Opening (A joke)

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matethedead

 
I had a day off today, so I decided to invest my time in chess and try new openings. I didn't know, however, that after 20 games or so I would eventually come up with a whole new idea. I asked myself, "why not attack with the king? No one would expect it." And lo and behold, ladies and gents, the Attacking King Opening!
 
Of course, I had a few beers and some leftover wine from last night before I logged in, but who cares? That's how I play my blitz. Great ideas don't come to you when you're sober, do they?
 
If you're planning to defeat grandamasters anytime soon, this is the way to go. I might consider writing a book on it.
 
Below, you'll find the game analyzed. 
 
 
 

IAmAquarius

This is just the bongcloud opening... 

matethedead

No bong here. I only bongcloud in the weekend

matethedead

I'm afraid it is

All_Exceed

Nice opening. Can you show us a few variations?

Radiovitch

the bongocloud is a serious opening, you even can beat gm with the bongocloud gambit, Kxe2

Diakonia

New member, and young.  Likes to reference beer and being drunk.  A new troll...

Nebber_Agin

Must be that newengland guy ban evading.

Ah_Vignette

Haha might work for 1|0

Americu

Excellent entertainment.

Chess doesn't have to be serious all the time.

Maybe next time just play the King all the time...see how far you can go before being mated.

There's a thought......A new game.....see how many King moves can be played ( with captures ) before being mated. Points for captures and number of moves.

The King Chase.

matethedead
No, Diakonia, not a troll and not so young. Not so old either, now that I think of it. 
 
But, yes, I guess I got carried away (a bit). Also, it was my first time posting anything. So it was more of a test than anything else, really.
 
Anyhow, here's a sexy checkmate.
 
 

 

Annnd, anyone up for blitz?