The Biggest Fraud
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Jul 28, 2015
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And what 30 minute games would you be referring to? You only play blitz and bullet.
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Newermind
Dopping takes care of winning
The Biggest Fraud
Listen man, what the hell. You don’t have to say gg after a game, but if you don’t, screw you. I am a very patient man: but if you test me once, I can crack – and I really can, believe me. There’s a bunch of chess players, little deluded human beings, whose arrogance could be used to rebuild the roman empire. They’re called majority. Of course, I am not included. But don’t make me wait when we play a 30 min game with a 1800 seconds increment. Especially not when you’re faced with a mate in one. I told you I am patient, but if you do that, I’ll histericaly grab the chair under my a** and put it on the top of my head, my nose throwing fire and all that – legs trying to enter the hand-made punch that gave birth to newly formed holes in my monitor, desperately checking if we’re connecting… maybe you drink too much lag beer, maybe you’re just a jerk trying to throw me off balance or to make me furious and unable to pay attention to the game..well, guess what? You can’t do that.