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BishopTakesH7
alphaous wrote:

Wait, why are we talking about this in the general forums? We need to use code or else we'll put the whole mission in jeopardy!

 

Fb yvxr guvf?

alphaous
BishopTakesH7 wrote:
alphaous wrote:

Wait, why are we talking about this in the general forums? We need to use code or else we'll put the whole mission in jeopardy!

 

Fb yvxr guvf?

Huh?

alphaous
alphaous wrote:
BishopTakesH7 wrote:
alphaous wrote:

Wait, why are we talking about this in the general forums? We need to use code or else we'll put the whole mission in jeopardy!

 

Fb yvxr guvf?

Huh?

Is that code for 'I want to join you guys'? If so, then we could use another member. We're late for the mission.

MegaPro-123

Os s'tahw eht nalp, syug?

alphaous
MegaPro-123 wrote:

Os s'tahw eht nalp, syug?

I t'nod wonk. Ew evah ot tiaw rof eht eritne maet!

alphaous
alphaous wrote:
MegaPro-123 wrote:

Os s'tahw eht nalp, syug?

I t'nod wonk. Ew evah ot tiaw rof eht eritne maet!

Neht ew nac teem ni Nodnol worromot noonretfa.

Duck
TheSwissPhoenix wrote:
alphaous wrote:
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

There was a super confidential study done by 150 professors at the University of London from July 4th, 2018 - July 3rd, 2021.

 

The study analyzed 1 major group: chess players 

 

They analyzed the players over a period of 3 years, and the results were shocking. 

 

The study concluded that players that played well played better than players who didn't. 


I hope the results of this study will motivate players to play to their utmost potential.  

How did you find the results? Something is suspicious.

They wouldn't give that info to anybody, that is a game-changing discovery!

He’s a spy in their organization, and he leaked the info. He’s probably going to get kicked from the organization 

I worked at a private lab based in North Korea. The experiments done there were highly classified, however I can tell you that I knew that if these experiments were leaked, it could mean the end of the world. That is why I went rogue and escaped. I am now one of the most wanted fugitives throughout the world, although no one knows my identity so I intend to keep it that way. I have taken refuge through chess.com's forum because barely anyone in North Korea has knowledge of the game. I have encoded specific messages throughout chess.com with the intent of dissolving the NKCCRPEW (The research lab, although I cannot tell you the meaning of the abbreviation). 


This message will self-destruct in 3 hours. 

alphaous
ScatteredWealth wrote:
TheSwissPhoenix wrote:
alphaous wrote:
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

There was a super confidential study done by 150 professors at the University of London from July 4th, 2018 - July 3rd, 2021.

 

The study analyzed 1 major group: chess players 

 

They analyzed the players over a period of 3 years, and the results were shocking. 

 

The study concluded that players that played well played better than players who didn't. 


I hope the results of this study will motivate players to play to their utmost potential.  

How did you find the results? Something is suspicious.

They wouldn't give that info to anybody, that is a game-changing discovery!

He’s a spy in their organization, and he leaked the info. He’s probably going to get kicked from the organization 

I worked at a private lab based in North Korea. The experiments done there were highly classified, however I can tell you that I knew that if these experiments were leaked, it could mean the end of the world. That is why I went rogue and escaped. I am now one of the most wanted fugitives throughout the world, although no one knows my identity so I intend to keep it that way. I have taken refuge through chess.com's forum because barely anyone in North Korea has knowledge of the game. I have encoded specific messages throughout chess.com with the intent of dissolved the NCCRPRW (The research lab, although I cannot tell you the meaning of the abbreviation). 

Then you lied to us! The research wasn't done by the University of London, and we've been helping the wrong side!

Duck

Yes, the University of London was supposedly an alibi 

alphaous
ScatteredWealth wrote:
TheSwissPhoenix wrote:
alphaous wrote:
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

There was a super confidential study done by 150 professors at the University of London from July 4th, 2018 - July 3rd, 2021.

 

The study analyzed 1 major group: chess players 

 

They analyzed the players over a period of 3 years, and the results were shocking. 

 

The study concluded that players that played well played better than players who didn't. 


I hope the results of this study will motivate players to play to their utmost potential.  

How did you find the results? Something is suspicious.

They wouldn't give that info to anybody, that is a game-changing discovery!

He’s a spy in their organization, and he leaked the info. He’s probably going to get kicked from the organization 

I worked at a private lab based in North Korea. The experiments done there were highly classified, however I can tell you that I knew that if these experiments were leaked, it could mean the end of the world. That is why I went rogue and escaped. I am now one of the most wanted fugitives throughout the world, although no one knows my identity so I intend to keep it that way. I have taken refuge through chess.com's forum because barely anyone in North Korea has knowledge of the game. I have encoded specific messages throughout chess.com with the intent of dissolving the NKCCRPEW (The research lab, although I cannot tell you the meaning of the abbreviation). 


This message will self-destruct in 3 hours. 

We must capture you and end this lab's dangerous work before then. Otherwise, our proof might  disappear forever!

Duck

We don't have much time, private entities are already on the hunt, and knowing my fellow spies they have probably fled and taken only the most important files with them. 

alphaous
ScatteredWealth wrote:

We don't have much time, private entities are already on the hunt, and knowing my fellow spies they have probably fled and taken only the most important files with them. 

Luckily, I have agents in the CIA (Chess Intelligence Agency) that can track them down when they try to escape through airports.

Duck
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

We don't have much time, private entities are already on the hunt, and knowing my fellow spies they have probably fled and taken only the most important files with them. 

Luckily, I have agents in the CIA (Chess International Agency) that can track them down when they try to escape through airports.

They will have to be at the top of their game, because there will be unregistered aircrafts taking off (private jets). They will have to be careful though. I have heard rumors that the aircraft are armed with menacing weapons 

alphaous
ScatteredWealth wrote:
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

We don't have much time, private entities are already on the hunt, and knowing my fellow spies they have probably fled and taken only the most important files with them. 

Luckily, I have agents in the CIA (Chess Intelligence Agency) that can track them down when they try to escape through airports.

They will have to be at the top of their game, because there will be unregistered aircrafts taking off (private jets). They will have to be careful though. I have heard rumors that the aircraft are armed with menacing weapons 

Don't worry. I have your location and since capturing you is their number-two priority after escaping, I can use you to bait the few agents that escape. 

alphaous
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

We don't have much time, private entities are already on the hunt, and knowing my fellow spies they have probably fled and taken only the most important files with them. 

Luckily, I have agents in the CIA (Chess Intelligence Agency) that can track them down when they try to escape through airports.

They will have to be at the top of their game, because there will be unregistered aircrafts taking off (private jets). They will have to be careful though. I have heard rumors that the aircraft are armed with menacing weapons 

Don't worry. I have your location and since capturing you is their number-two priority after escaping, I can use you to bait the few agents that escape. 

Perhaps I shouldn't have told you that part. Forget I said it.

Duck

I have secretly encoded the previous message that you have sent. No one should be able to decrypt it now. 

alphaous
ScatteredWealth wrote:

I have secretly encoded the previous message that you have sent. No one should be able to decrypt it now. 

Excellent, we will take down the organization, and now nobody will discover that players who play chess well play better than bad chess players, and other discoveries which would upend society!

Duck
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

I have secretly encoded the previous message that you have sent. No one should be able to decrypt it now. 

Excellent, we will take down the organization, and now nobody will discover that players who play chess well play better than bad chess players, and other discoveries which would upend society!

Excellent. The plans are now in place. I will now dissolve this forum to erase all evidence of this conversation.

alphaous
ScatteredWealth wrote:
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

I have secretly encoded the previous message that you have sent. No one should be able to decrypt it now. 

Excellent, we will take down the organization, and now nobody will discover that players who play chess well play better than bad chess players, and other discoveries which would upend society!

Excellent. The plans are now in place. I will now dissolve this forum to erase all evidence of this conversation.

Wait, what? 

Duck
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:
alphaous wrote:
ScatteredWealth wrote:

I have secretly encoded the previous message that you have sent. No one should be able to decrypt it now. 

Excellent, we will take down the organization, and now nobody will discover that players who play chess well play better than bad chess players, and other discoveries which would upend society!

Excellent. The plans are now in place. I will now dissolve this forum to erase all evidence of this conversation.

Wait, what? 

I cannot take the unnecessary risk in allowing an organization to find out about this conversation. If this information gets leaked, I'm doomed.