The personality of a French defence player

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VladimirHerceg91

On my way up I've encountered many French defence players. 

Most of the time, I lose to these players because I'm ill-prepared.  The primary reason for my lack of preparation is that I have certain expectations for my fellow chess players. Expectations for honesty, and good gamesmanship.

I believe in a world where chess players play genuine, beautiful, and creative chess. I believe in a world where chess players don't settle on using cheap tricks to fool their opponent. Obviously, French defence players fit in the latter. 

The question I ask is, how miserable does one have to be to employ the French defence? What kind of sick satisfaction do these people get from beating someone with such a bore-inducing play style? 

 

Thank you, 

Vlad 

eaguiraud

Free points from people like you.

VladimirHerceg91
eaguiraud wrote:

Free points from people like you.

What do you mean? 

blastforme
What cheap tricks have you seen in the french?
urk
2....Qh4

Ha ha
penandpaper0089

You lost your d-pawn didn't you bro?

VladimirHerceg91

I ask that any photographs of your grandparents be posted in off-topic. Thank you. 

 

VladimirHerceg91

@2Q1C Haha, I'm sorry I thought that was your Grandpa, I can see now that it's Kasparov. 

VladimirHerceg91
Stephenson2 wrote:
VladimirHerceg91 wrote:

On my way up I've encountered many French defence players. 

Most of the time, I lose to these players because I'm ill-prepared.  The primary reason for my lack of preparation is that I have certain expectations for my fellow chess players. Expectations for honesty, and good gamesmanship.

I believe in a world where chess players play genuine, beautiful, and creative chess. I believe in a world where chess players don't settle on using cheap tricks to fool their opponent. Obviously, French defence players fit in the latter. 

The question I ask is, how miserable does one have to be to employ the French defence? What kind of sick satisfaction do these people get from beating someone with such a bore-inducing play style? 

 

Thank you, 

Vlad 

Have you ever concidered playing well?

Or is complaining natural for you

I'm new to chess so I have some very curious questions. Where do you see a complaint? All I did was make an observation. Are you a French Defence player? 

Skinnyhorse

               

#1 4 hrs ago

On my way up I've encountered many French defence players. 

Most of the time, I lose to these players because I'm ill-prepared.  The primary reason for my lack of preparation is that I have certain expectations for my fellow chess players. Expectations for honesty, and good gamesmanship.

I believe in a world where chess players play genuine, beautiful, and creative chess. I believe in a world where chess players don't settle on using cheap tricks to fool their opponent. Obviously, French defence players fit in the latter. 

The question I ask is, how miserable does one have to be to employ the French defence? What kind of sick satisfaction do these people get from beating someone with such a bore-inducing play style? 

 

Thank you, 

Vlad 

 

I am a French Defense player.  We're not honest and we don't display good gamesmanship.

Genuine, beautiful and creative chess???  You've got to be kidding!!  What kind of chess is that?

Most of our moves are nothing but cheap tricks !  We are unimaginative, dull plodders ---that's why we play the French!  We're basically nothing but dim-witted accountants with eyeshade hats.

 

Indeed we are the most miserable, the most vile, utterly disgusting types of chessplayers that exist and we derive sick satisfaction from dragging our opponents into  the most boring type  of chess games imaginable. 

 

We have no plans other than grab an errant pawn and hang on till the end of the game.  There is no hope for French Defense players, indeed we are doomed to live eternally in the Dante's inferno version of chess! 

VladimirHerceg91

@Skinnyhorse I respect your admission, but its still doesn't answer the question: What satisfaction do you get from doing these things? For example I play chess because I yearn for excitement inducing stimuli. Are you actually seeking ways to be more miserable? 

 

shcherbak
2Q1C wrote:

I like it because it eliminates a lot of the popular lines that patzers like myself learn. I think it is a very aggressive opening. 

It's incredibly nice that you posting pictures of Korchnoi out of context, but why do you think that French Defense is very aggressive opening?

source: Chessgames.com

VladimirHerceg91
2Q1C wrote:
shcherbak wrote:
2Q1C wrote:

I like it because it eliminates a lot of the popular lines that patzers like myself learn. I think it is a very aggressive opening. 

It's incredibly nice that you posting pictures of Korchnoi out of context, but why do you think that French Defense is very aggressive opening?

 

source: Chessgames.com

 

How was it out of context? Get your tactic rating above 1300 and then come and chat to me Patzer.

Here we go. 

shcherbak

Yeah...

Hitchy04
Skinnyhorse wrote:

               

#1 4 hrs ago

On my way up I've encountered many French defence players. 

Most of the time, I lose to these players because I'm ill-prepared.  The primary reason for my lack of preparation is that I have certain expectations for my fellow chess players. Expectations for honesty, and good gamesmanship.

I believe in a world where chess players play genuine, beautiful, and creative chess. I believe in a world where chess players don't settle on using cheap tricks to fool their opponent. Obviously, French defence players fit in the latter. 

The question I ask is, how miserable does one have to be to employ the French defence? What kind of sick satisfaction do these people get from beating someone with such a bore-inducing play style? 

 

Thank you, 

Vlad 

 

I am a French Defense player.  We're not honest and we don't display good gamesmanship.

Genuine, beautiful and creative chess???  You've got to be kidding!!  What kind of chess is that?

Most of our moves are nothing but cheap tricks !  We are unimaginative, dull plodders ---that's why we play the French!  We're basically nothing but dim-witted accountants with eyeshade hats.

 

Indeed we are the most miserable, the most vile, utterly disgusting types of chessplayers that exist and we derive sick satisfaction from dragging our opponents into  the most boring type  of chess games imaginable. 

 

We have no plans other than grab an errant pawn and hang on till the end of the game.  There is no hope for French Defense players, indeed we are doomed to live eternally in the Dante's inferno version of chess! 

I have to agree with you there @Skinnyhorse, I play the french defence sometimes and its not bad, some variations are sharp but others are very quiet. That's what chess is fun, beautiful sacrifices and very creative especially with the French Defense.

chesster3145

@2Q1C's blitz rating: ~1050

@2Q1C's daily rating: ~1375

@shcherbak's blitz rating: ~1330

@shcherbak's daily rating: ~1750

Let's also not forget that 2Q1C is delusional and believes he/she is a "Future World Champion".

 

universityofpawns

Talk about honest Vlad? You say your FIDE rating is 2883 on your profile....lol. Actually, it takes much more skill to play defensively than the other 90% mindless attackers on this site.

VladimirHerceg91
universityofpawns wrote:

Talk about honest Vlad? You say your FIDE rating is 2883 on your profile....lol. Actually, it takes much more skill to play defensively than the other 90% mindless attackers on this site.

I don't mean to confuse you with that. That's not actually my real rating, I don't actually have a real FIDE rating. I'm sure I made a thread on that if you need more information. Anyway, the "FIDE rating" that I put there should be look upon more as my goal than the actual reality. Sorry for appearance of dishonesty, but I doubt anybody would have believed that it was my rating. All they would have to do is go on the official FIDE list to prove I'm not there. 

universityofpawns

Talk about honest Vlad? You say your FIDE rating is 2883 on your profile....lol. Actually, it takes much more skill to play defensively than the 90% mindless attackers on this site, tactics are for kids.

universityofpawns

sorry did not mean to spam, there seems to have been a delay in my last posting and not sure if it showed