the rules state it's allowed

Keelhaulling - imagine Leonardo on the Titanic saying "i'm the King of the World!!" Now lower him 20 feet and tie a rope around each arm and run the ropes through the port and starboard bow portholes. 

 Avast ye matee. Arrrgghhhh

 i juss hope ur any key still works!

 Not so fast.  Need I remind you of Tom Green?

 Yeah, and whose country did he become famous in again? I'll give you a hint: it wasn't Canada.

That's us - we're clever enough to export our suck to you guys, we don't need them here. In secret, we hate Las Vegas so much, we send Celine Dion down there to torture you. 

 It's not my fault Canada can't afford to make television programs and movies.

I'll get you for sending Celine Dion down here if it's the last thing I do. 

Oh... thanks for Mike Myers and Jewel Staite! 

Hello timmaylivinalie!!!

I would like to recommend you  Toronto City Chess Club/ 464 Sherbourne Street/ because it is located in Wellesley restaurant. There if you cannot play chess you will be able to have dinner.It is very important but in my point of view you have to steal a lot of puppies to go there.

The second place where it is possible to play chess is Kingsview Chess Club .Maybe there are other clubs ,too.

thank you for doing the work that i was too lazy to do ;)

I think the large fonted offender should be sent to the Judas Chair.

My pleasure.

alright, but i'm gonna need 50 litres of lube

Because timmaylivinalie is in Canada and there are two official languages-English and French, I would like to explain him that Judas Chair is la veille in French...but there are not any puppies there.