The Threads on here!

11. Signs that you know too much/little

12. How to reach 3000 ELO in a week.

13.Posting posts such as Who is better Kasparov or Fischer

Vlad and Ryan are just waiting to teach us all.

Is Vlad still around?

Many here have taken those lyrics to heart.

You forgot the armchair psychiatrist diagnoses of Fischer's various mental illnesses (how many is he up to now?)

Oh, and we're overdue another stirring chess and IQ discussion.

!!! Coming soon to a forum near you (again)!!

^nice

Don't forget "what books should I be reading now?", and its cousin "what do you think of Silman's books?"

13.  This "opining" that I "invinted" is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

*(And we DON'T USE THE STALEMATE RULE).  That's only for sheep.  

have you invited "namenosanepersonwouldhavecomeupwith" to post on it, or would you like some adjectives describing ciljettu ?

There are also a cluster of threads that ask for:

Ways to dramatically improve chess performance that require no effort, cost nothing, have an immediate effect, and last forever.

I haven't seen one in a while but there are some puzzling threads in which the OP goes to great length to explain why he/she is quiting chess.

meanwhile the OP posted a fabulous game in a thread belonging to "Monster" or something (had to do with crying over stalemate i think).

it was highly enjoyable from a comic relief point of view, so sure knows how to imbue the game with humour an' all!

I had some guy (a kid I think) post some nude pics and all that got him was booted and banned from this site.  My thread is still up and running, it's bulletproof and yes nameno1had has contributed quite a bit in it. 

^Funny! That's how I imagine some here!

aw that's good stuff!

i think the mods are trying to see how long they can go without locking it!

The security on the perimeter of threads outside of Off-Topic is heavily guarded by armed mods to defend those threads from alien images!