There's a New Sheriff in Town......ME!!

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cheater_1

I'm leaving DODGE and not coming back til Friday Afternoon. Practice up on your opening, people...it was PATHETIC in our last vote chess game, as was your early middle game AS WELL as your middle middle game.

I lead a lonely, solitary life. Only computers want to play chess with me. If you COWARDS can muster up some backbone, ya'll know where to find me. I'm itching for a challenge. Not even some DUDE named FRITZ can manage a win against me....ran him outta town I did.

"You always admire what you really don't understand." Blaise Pascal, French philosopher . I am misunderstood by EVERYONE here. I like it that way.

Chinunt

umm... cheater_1, how much for the badge?

mxdplay4

 Chinunt wrote:

umm... cheater_1, how much for the badge?

The Badge is free.  If cheater is the sheriff, does that explain why he is

SO QUICK ON THE DRAW ?


sam0405

Im really enjoying some of these posts, paticularly those with pictures. (Erik)LOL

Keep them coming!!

last_file

More like the village idiot.

Quix

 erik's sidearm:

Cheater_1's sidearm:

 

erik's deputies:

Cheater_1's deputies:

lukeyboy_xx

lol

bowanza

Evidently he loves any form of attention.  I think most of us get a kick out of it too.  He's scheduled for brain surgery soon, once he comes back from this skitzopherinic episode.  They're going to adjust his psycotrophic intake, lithium and dopamine levels, and put him through a CAT scan by tonight.  If everthing goes well, he'll undergo a frontal lobotamy and should be released back into the general public again within 2-3 months.  In the meantime, chess.com is the only website doctors can allow him to access, so just bear with him as he works through all this.  His family and doctors thank you for your patience.

zlhflans

you really get 'em worked up pardner. we need some law and order in this he' town. keep up the good work.

Marshal_Dillon

A U.S. Marshal outranks a Sheriff. Tongue out

clowed1


Is this off topic?

walkerjbass

I see you are just trying to get everyone going. I like that! I like your Broke Back Mountain Look....... Sherrif!

clowed1

How about this?

reddawg

Clippity Clop, clippity clop, whoa there boy. Hey Partner....I shot the last sheriff. Turn that tired ole mare and high tail it, before your boots hit the dirt. We don't need no lawman here.  

Arkaynan

The only reason he's still here is that you all keep replying to his threads.  If you really want him to go away then just ignore him.

Skipp

"I lead a lonely, solitary life"

 

Is this supposed to be surprising??

Does anyone wonder why??

 

Skip

Absurd

In the spirit of this thread, I'm going to give myself an arbitrary title too.

 

You may now refer to me as Lord Captain Commander Absurd, Destroyer of Worlds.

Stevereti

"I shot the sheriff (but I did not shoot the deputy)"

gumpty
here is the sherriff on his first day at work :-))) http://www.glaad.org/images/eye/ontv/06-07/photos/Reno911_lg.jpg
lukeyboy_xx

eriks car:

cheater_1's car: