Things some chess players say when they blunder

Once, after i saced 2 bishops and a rook to mate my opponent, he instantly requests rematch, and types "YOU BETTER!"

he wants to try and beat you so he doesn't look bad

"I'm a little drunk" is my favorite.  

I was really tired so I didn't see that move

murrock wrote:

"I'm a little drunk" is my favorite.  

Same.

Win one=Lose one

There was an older gentleman at a club I used to play in, and when he made a losing move he'd double over and shout 'ow!ow!ow!' He appeared to be in genuine, physical pain, poor fellow. 

Oops, i blundered.

Wow, how can he hurt himself after he makes a blunder unless he does on purpose. Kinda don't understand lol

"This is not the hanging piece you are looking for..."

"Oh no, not again!!!!!"

I know that some of these things are legitimately what cause me to blunder. I still own up to it though, because it was my choice, whether I was distracted or not.

i can't brain today, i have the dumb

I was on the phone and didn't realize that you could do that.  Takeback?

Oh sh*t

damn. i want a mulligan.  (actually happened in a correspondence game of mine)

good one, i probably will use that one too.

"It's only a mouse slip.  Pleeeeaaaase takeback?"

You do know that if you take, you showing people that chess players are cruel, do you want that?

Take it, go ahead I dare you!