Tell me when you are done.
Trump will solve chess

If you did that, all titled players and lots of patzers were about to vote for you.
Hurry up, do this project and you will win lots of votes.

But what do you anticipate the winning move will be, Mr Trump? e4, d4 or h4? Your friends in England want your best prediction.

&^$% u trump
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I think 1.e4 will win, right now Stockfish on my Samsung S10 likes it. I am right now at Trump Beach vacationing, as soon as I get to Trumpy mansion I'll tell you guys what the computers say.

Hey, don't use those cheapo NASA computers from 1968!
That is right, I just bought a 10,000 m² terrain which will house about 10,000 computers with Komodo. The computers are from the NASA, so expect me to prove a forced win in 100 moves for White in a year. Trump rocks!