It puts me in mind of me of a design that was circulated for review at the company I used to work for. One time, when a particular document returned to its originator, he enquired: "Who is L.O.Balls and why is he commenting on my document?"
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creatip wrote:
1. Compared to BilliChess, Khet is just a joke; 2. I love 4 movies by Tarantino. "KillBill" is not among them ...
DuskTilDawnChess might work....maybe ReservoirDogChess? I was thinking along the lines of BilliChess and wanted to avoid a beer reference.
Dec 16, 2010
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I believe the OP is, for some "logical" reason, serious. I assume he created 'ipod', asks people to play "Mono" with him, and watches "Fall" every Sunday in autumn
The world does not need BilliChess. That video makes my head spin. What was intel thinking?!
Just another bizarre variant that will fall by the wayside as chess continues in 1000+ year reign as the best game invented.
Dec 16, 2010
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This guy signed up on chess.com just yesterday and is obviously just markteing his contrivance.
Is this thread overdue for a hijacking? 
MyCows: the 2 movies you've mentioned are on my (Top 4) List. Pulp Fiction is #1
Anyways I tried hard to NOT bother the (hard-cored) chess players with BilliChess. I designed BC to be just a game of chess with an extra-challenge
Dec 16, 2010
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DrSpudnik wrote:
Is this thread overdue for a hijacking?
It has potential Imagine...
"What are you doing today?"
"I'm expressing my IQ today, by playing PooChess."
"Is that chess while you're swimming in your pool?"
"No, Mr. Low IQ, it's a combination of chess and billiards."
"Well, why don't you call it "BilliChess", in order to escape the confusion?"
"Because I made it up, not you, and PooChess just sounds more intelligent...and logical."
creatip wrote:
...Anyways I tried hard to NOT bother the (hard-cored) chess players with BilliChess...
...and you thought this site didn't have any hard core chess players?
lemme ask you something, guys: Did you ever create something that made it to the Winners List of an international contest organized by a multibillion $ business? Did you create anything higher than an omelet? Or the only sore *mental* effort (some of) you guys can perform is to jump for a newbie jugular who dared to ask a question?
Happy holidays to you
Dec 16, 2010
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creatip wrote:
lemme ask you something, guys: Did you ever create something that made it to the Winners List of an international contest organized by a multibillion $ business? Did you create anything higher than an omelet? Or the only sore *mental* effort (some of) you guys can perform is to jump for a newbie jugular who dared to ask a question?
Happy holidays to you
Whatever. Did you ever fall down the steps and only spill half your drink? Did you ever make a map of your apartment, just in case? Have you ever been as high as me? Or, is the only thing you're worried about is selling PooChess?
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Dec 16, 2010
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creatip wrote:
trysts wrote:
creatip wrote:
lemme ask you something, guys: Did you ever create something that made it to the Winners List of an international contest organized by a multibillion $ business? Did you create anything higher than an omelet? Or the only sore *mental* effort (some of) you guys can perform is to jump for a newbie jugular who dared to ask a question?
Happy holidays to you
Whatever. Did you ever fall down the steps and only spill half your drink? Did you ever make a map of your apartment, just in case? Have you ever been as high as me? Or, is the only thing you're worried about is selling PooChess?
I have 27 IP’s (Intellectual Properties) at the Library of Congress in WDC, but I didn’t come here to *sell*any of them, just to ask a question (which – how funny! – nobody could answer …). You are not a (video game) Distributor, all I wanted was the right line for my Motto that I’ll use in my business proposal to a … Distributor.
And YES, I fell down many times spilling the damn cognac, but I always made sure I have more drink in the fridge and under my bed. And I was higher than you probably at least 2,000 times …
PooChess? I am not going to help you distribute PooChess. And don't blame me for not being able to relate any motto to PooChess. And please don't pollute the dignity of The Library of Congress, by submitting PooChess as "intellectual property". You have enough IPs as it is, you don't want people to become suspicious. And you have never been as high as me.
You're the champ! I, for one, bow to your magnificence.
Don't mind trysts, she has a big problem with not going on faith; instead, thinking for herself. She's incorrigible.
bigpoison wrote:
You're the champ! I, for one, bow to your magnificence.
Don't mind trysts, she has a big problem with not going on faith; instead, thinking for herself. She's incorrigible.
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creatip you are taking some liberty with freedom of speech there, couldn't you have said the same while leaving out the assumptions?
Dec 16, 2010
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oh, I got a motto for you:
Billichess- When you absolutely, positively have to play the crappiest game:
accept no substitutes.
Recently at Dr. Evil's HQ
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have chess pieces with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: BilliChess
Dr. Evil: [Pause]Right.
Number Two: Its mutated chess.
Dr. Evil: Is it ill-advised?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw
Honestly it is hard to mock something when it is named, in all seriousness, Billichess, when the marketing research is done on Yahoo! answers, when the advertising campaign is to go to a chess website and irritate a bunch of people, and to not have lasers or sharks involved.
But I did it anyway cuz I'm that good.
I like chess and I like billiard, but I don't think they can interbreed. (Or if they do, the offspring will be pretty lame.)