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letsgohome
Blundering-Drunkard wrote:

What's your favorite booze?

My company it can help you, blundering-drunkard, i am pleading to you to allow me to help you. 

letsgohome

Let you help me help you help make me 1.5 million euros help chess fans help space aliens help loch ness monsters help carlsen help anand help polar bears help you trust me help you pay another 1.5 million euros help my company help you. 

You see brah we are interrelated. 

DiogenesDue
letsgohome wrote:
btickler wrote:
olichris wrote:

And when you look at yourself in the mirror what do you see ?

I see a man whose great-great-grandfather was a Member of Parliament, why, what what do you see?

That far back huh, nothing good has come from your family since then, lol?

Nothing that the likes of you would know anything about ;).  But I figure even the most uncouth hooligan in England knows what Parliament is.

letsgohome
btickler wrote:
letsgohome wrote:
btickler wrote:
olichris wrote:

And when you look at yourself in the mirror what do you see ?

I see a man whose great-great-grandfather was a Member of Parliament, why, what what do you see?

That far back huh, nothing good has come from your family since then, lol?

Nothing that the likes of you would know anything about ;).  But I figure even the most uncouth hooligan in England knows what Parliament is.

Great-great-great gramps would be so proud of you, that you b-tickle so much that it became your chess.com name, lol. Great Great Gramps  said" i am glad that I am in Parliament, so it will be possible for my sperms- sperm - sperm- sperm- sperms will one day troll on this thing call a computer which is connected to this internet thing, and his job will be  to tickle hanging skin, or b"  

Of course i am assuming that is what he said for  I was not there, but this is the family pathology that you have given me based out on your posts and user name. 

JMB2010

BTB, how far do you think you can go in chess?

letsgohome
lerningchess1 wrote:

I second that, brah.

And i second that you second it brah

DiogenesDue

letsgohome wrote:

lerningchess1 wrote:

I second that, brah.

And i second that you second it brah

Talking to yourself again, I see.  You really should speak to someone about that.  I can't even imagine how much time you waste swapping accounts back and forth while trolling every day.  Enough time to boost your rating dozens of rating points a month, I am sure.

Meanwhile, I'm going to call it a day for this thread.  There's only so much inane stuff a sane person can take without a break.  You may choose to pretend your scathing  and incredibly insightful mirror cracking and b-tickle jokes drove me away through sheer emotional trauma, if you wish.

letsgohome
btickler wrote:

letsgohome wrote:

lerningchess1 wrote:

I second that, brah.

And i second that you second it brah

Talking to yourself again, I see.  You really should speak to someone about that.  I can't even imagine how much time you waste swapping accounts back and forth while trolling every day.  Enough time to boost your rating dozens of rating points, I am sure.

Meanwhile, I'm going to call it a day for this thread.  There's only so much inane stuff a sane person can take without a break.  You may choose to pretend your scathing  and incredibly insightful mirror cracking and b-tickle jokes drove me away through sheer emotional trauma, if you wish.

That is exactly what I believe, because it is the truth lol. I am sorry that I hurt your feeling next time you will learn to pick your battles more wisely. 

DiogenesDue

That is exactly what I believe, because it is the truth lol. I am sorry that I hurt your feeling next time you will learn to pick your battles more wisely. 

The fact that you consider forum discussions "battles" really tells the story.  Does this forum really consume that much of your waking energy?  Are you going to go home tonight and fall asleep with a smile because you had a post war and it made you giggle?  Do you truly believe that this brah stuff shows any wit?

Yikes...

Good day.

letsgohome
btickler wrote:

That is exactly what I believe, because it is the truth lol. I am sorry that I hurt your feeling next time you will learn to pick your battles more wisely. 

The fact that you consider forum discussions "battles" really tells the story.  Does this forum really consume that much of your waking energy?  Are you going to go home tonight and fall asleep with a smile because you had a post war and it made you giggle?  Do you truly believe that this brah stuff shows any wit?

Yikes...

Good day.

Everything in life is a battle brah. Great men must overcome. Your Great-Great Grandfather, lol, must had to overcome many "battles" in hhis life brah. Having no"battles" in your life probably is why you b-tickle all the time...wait that was actually profound. lol. Aren't you copying me a little with the good day thing at the end of your sayings. Again i say this to all the trolls out there. If you lack originiality make up for it in creativity, you have a source improve it. That is all, after a laugh. LOL

letsgohome
btickler wrote:

letsgohome wrote:

lerningchess1 wrote:

I second that, brah.

And i second that you second it brah

Talking to yourself again, I see.  You really should speak to someone about that.  I can't even imagine how much time you waste swapping accounts back and forth while trolling every day.  Enough time to boost your rating dozens of rating points a month, I am sure.

Meanwhile, I'm going to call it a day for this thread.  There's only so much inane stuff a sane person can take without a break.  You may choose to pretend your scathing  and incredibly insightful mirror cracking and b-tickle jokes drove me away through sheer emotional trauma, if you wish.

You are just reaffirming my position that you are indeed a little hurt by continuously answering me lol. Again I am sorry and will stop if you stop. 

letsgohome

Is this correspondence Trolling. How long do you want to think of your next move lmao. This is what a grandmaster must feel like  playing against a 300 rated chess player. Interesting. In this world of withheld permissions may you fly higher than the skies. That is all, after two laughs. LMAO, and a LOL.

macer75
letsgohome wrote:

Is this correspondence Trolling. How long do you want to think of your next move lmao. This is what a grandmaster must feel like  playing against a 300 rated chess player. Interesting. In this world of withheld permissions may you fly higher then the skies. That is all, after two laughs. LMAO, and a LOL.

Nice... I must say, that was one of your best posts since coming back. Judging from this post, I'm beginning to think that you just might be able to get back to the epic level of trolling that you were at before you got banned. Congratulations, and keep up the good work!

Scottrf

If you were going to become GM, you should be expert by now.

Scottrf

Yeah and less than 10 of the players 14-16 will become GM.

Scottrf

Na, I'm just saying you have no chance of becoming GM. You could still be good though, so that doesn't matter.

kco
Billion_Tactics_Boy wrote:

So your saying I have to be 2000 by the time I am 16 on here to have a chance of becoming a GM

Yep.

Scottrf

Live ratings please, not correspondence.

Peter-Pepper
Billion_Tactics_Boy wrote:

I was told by a 1800 rated player when I beat him that if I carry on at this level than I could become an international master at least.

You might get there, you might not.  But I would take his prediction with a pinch of salt.

1. An 1800 player is not strong enough to make that sort of judgement.

2. You cannot tell much from one win or loss.

kco
Billion_Tactics_Boy wrote:

kco wrote:

Billion_Tactics_Boy wrote:

 

So your saying I have to be 2000 by the time I am 16 on here to have a chance of becoming a GM

 

 

Yep.

 

Challenge accepted

I mean 2000 FIDE rating.