Urk's Account Closed?

Im just here for the chess, dudes...

How did this turn into 300+ replies while I was gone...

How?

It turned into attacks, accusations, drama, and derailed as most threads here do.

Well, let me put it back on track. 

Do you think my questions for the real Urk are good? Copied from a few pages ago:

Here are some questions that Urk would know:

(1) In our daily game (post #36), at one move, and one move only, Urk told me in chat that he (more or less) considered a different move for himself (black), but decided it didn't look good. Which turn was this, and which move was considered?

(2) In our 960 game, Urk told me he was expecting a different move than a move I played on one turn only. Which move did I play did he consider unexpected? 

(3) In response to cheating accusations by lower rated players, what image would Urk post most commonly? May have multiple answers, but one specifically is most correct. 

(4) What was the name of the duplicate account Urk created that sent me (and probably others) a link to a forum post (on a different site) about Will Heath?

(5) True or False: Urk admitted to me, in chat, that he was drunk when he issued the Daily game challenge against me involving him playing 2...f5, the Colorado gambit. 

I go away for a few hours and this is what happens?

@2Q1C: Bonsai has asked you to stop using his real name, You have continued to use it to antagonise him. Stop it.

@Bonsai_Dragon: you have been calling @2Q1C girly names as well, presumably as an insult to his sexual preferences. Stop it.

Just because an account has a similar name to a previous one does NOT mean that it is by the same person - anybody can create a new account. Pretending to be someone else is not okay, but that is not necessarily what is happening in either case. If the moderators or the Support team determine that it is indeed the same person trying to create a new account to circumvent a Fair Play violation muting or closure, rather than apologise for it and agree to obey the Terms of Service ongoing, that new account will also be muted and/or disabled.

I am now locking this thread.

David, moderator